The constipated empire
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Andor
Vlad. — 3 years ago(November 03, 2022 12:30 AM)
Why do all the imperials look like they’re trying to squeeze one out?
I get that they’re Nazis and need to look evil but this is a bit much. Imagine being In a meeting with everyone scowling like they’re dropping the Death Star of dueces. Maybe it’s something in the coruscant gravity that causes indigestion.
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Vlad. — 3 years ago(November 16, 2022 08:13 PM)
They don’t look Serious and miserable. They look like they’re constipated. When I’m getting **** done or dealing with someone I don’t like, I don’t walk around with a grimace on my face like I have a giant load I’m about to release onto the world.
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Vlad. — 3 years ago(November 16, 2022 08:44 PM)
You look like you’re taking a **** when you talk to your boss?
It’s a distinctly different look. The manifestation of a particular type of bodily stress. Very different from the stress of working in an corporate hellhole headed by a magical evil wizard like you see with the imperials in the empire. Maybe the midichlorians are to blame
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