Overrated watery foam with horrible black pips 🤮

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Aph the cat whisperer — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 03:01 PM)

Not me thinking personal watermelons were boobs
It's been a long saturday

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Joc Spader — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 03:23 PM)

Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

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I'll be back — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 06:59 AM)

A super cold watermelon eaten outside on a picnic table with friends and family on a hot day in the shade of a big tree is one of life's most joyous experiences.
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Sounds incredible. Add a boombox blasting out some Beach Boys and I'm in.
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Dazed — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 12:35 PM)

Pet Sounds?
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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/.ㅤ — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 05:16 PM)

My password is password.

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BlessedCrow — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 07:03 AM)

A touch of salt and sprinkle of feta! 🤌

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fg43gv34g34 — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 08:37 AM)

None of these options apply. It's really good just not something I keep stocked all the time.

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Damien Thorn 666 — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 09:09 AM)

Bottom option
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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/.ㅤ — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 09:16 AM)

You’re not a fan of watermelon?
My password is password.

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Damien Thorn 666 — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 09:22 AM)

I don’t mind watermelon if it doesn’t taste like flavored water. Most of the melons sold around here aren’t ripe.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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Masher — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 01:12 PM)

Can you **** it?

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BOSSMAN — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 01:14 PM)

You can if you want.

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She's Got Marty Feldman Eyes — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 03:05 PM)

Isn't my favorite…don't hate it neither. If it's cold and it's salted a bit I'll eat some…but I'm not going out of my way. My wife is much more of a mellon fan. Water mellon is by far the only mellon I will eat

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sheetsadam1 — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 03:31 PM)

Why you not like cantaloupe?
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/.ㅤ — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 03:33 PM)

Eww that's the worst tasting melon to me.
My password is password.

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She's Got Marty Feldman Eyes — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 06:23 PM)

Reminds me of pumpkin I think…just kinda gross

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It’smonicah — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 04:04 PM)

I love watermelon but I guess I also don’t eat it often so I never really get sick of it

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/.ㅤ — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 04:08 PM)

Do you like oranges?
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It’smonicah — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 04:09 PM)

Yeah but same thing I don’t eat them often. I eat apples and bananas probably the most out of all fruits

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/.ㅤ — 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 04:10 PM)

But you're in Florida!
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