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    CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 26, 2023 09:28 PM)

    He tried to retrieve a ball only to lose another.
    A 16-year-old Utah boy met with the freakiest of accidents after one of his testicles retracted inside him while he was trying to pick a golf ball.
    A case study detailing the teen’s scrotal mishap was published recently in the journal “Urology Case Reports.”
    According to the wince-worthy account, the young man had felt an “acute” pain in his groin while “leaning over to retrieve a golf ball” from the green.
    When the teen inspected his nether regions, he was horrified to discover that his left testicle was not in its usual spot.
    Alarmed over the shocking disappearance, the aghast golfer reported to a Salt Lake City hospital, where he reported feeling “ongoing mild abdominal pain with persistent nausea.”
    Doctors administered painkillers to the patient and attempted to discover what happened to his family jewel.
    A subsequent CT scan revealed that the ball was fortunately intact, but had traveled way off course.
    The wayward testicle had ended up in the canal running from his scrotum, nearly into his abdomen, in a condition known as “testicular ascent.”
    After reviewing the patient’s medical history, doctors discovered that he suffered from a retractile left testis since he was 11.
    This affliction occurs when a boy’s testicle descends normally during puberty, but doesn’t remain in place, often traveling “back and forth between the scrotum and the groin,” the Mayo Clinic reported.
    In the case of the Utah teen, he had a condition known as patent processus vaginalis that he’d been suffering from since he was in the womb.
    In the normal fetal cycle, the testes begin to develop inside the abdomen before descending into place, after which the genital incubation chamber seals up, the Daily Mail reported.
    Occasionally this pocket doesn’t close, forming a highway between this region and the scrotum.
    When the golfer bent down to pick up his ball, the errant testicle could’ve theoretically boomeranged back into place. However, medics were skeptical that this is how he scored his accidental hole-in-one.
    Thankfully, surgeons were able to guide it back into the scrotum using tiny surgical instruments — a process that was hindered by the “testis size.”
    After retrieving his ball from the ruff, doctors sealed up the vaginalis. They then anchored the teste in place with a suture to prevent any future ascensions.
    https://nypost.com/2023/04/25/boy-loses-testicle-while-bending-over-to-pick-up-ball-study/

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      The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(April 26, 2023 09:32 PM)

      Fuck,so men do have vaginas!!
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        CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 26, 2023 09:36 PM)

        Squat over a mirror and check!

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          MLRD — 2 years ago(April 26, 2023 09:33 PM)

          I'm always scared of that happening, I did experience winter dick after a cold paddle on the beach last summer and that was bad enough, all kinds of retraction going on, I did feel sick. It's not good.

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            /.​ — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:31 AM)

            [Laugg] It's too early to be laughing
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              CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 26, 2023 09:36 PM)

              On a related testicular note:
              A study has revealed how drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi can lead to larger testicles and higher testosterone levels.
              The study concluded: “Drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola could promote testis development and enhance testosterone secretion [ …] our findings provide the scientific basis for fully understanding carbonated beverages effects and their mechanism on development and reproduction functions of humans, and how they benefit the prevention of prostate dysfunction and cancer.”
              However, this contradicts previous studies that indicated sugary drinks made men less fertile, instead of more, as the new study suggested.
              A previous survey of 2500 men showed those who drank a liter of cola a day had 30 percent fewer sperm than those that drank none.
              But some research has shown how caffeine can increase testosterone levels.
              https://nypost.com/2023/02/22/drinking-coke-and-pepsi-leads-to-larger-testicles-more-testosterone-study/

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                /.​ — 2 years ago(April 26, 2023 09:38 PM)

                Fagazi grabs 10 gallons of coke.
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                  CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 26, 2023 09:39 PM)

                  He posts about his "boys" being "Godzilla-sized" every day, so he must already drink a lot of soda.

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                    Joc Spader — 2 years ago(April 26, 2023 11:12 PM)

                    One coke or Dr. Pepper a day is all I allow myself but my doctor still gets on my ass.
                    Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

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                      CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 26, 2023 11:14 PM)

                      Dr. Pepper is the best!

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                        soapbox original gangster — 2 years ago(April 26, 2023 09:43 PM)

                        considering the source, i'm disappointed the story lead wasn't "Hole-in-One"

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                          CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 26, 2023 10:37 PM)

                          I think "He tried to retrieve a ball only to lose another" is pretty good.

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                            fun with socks and jane — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 12:13 AM)

                            So? He still ended the game 2 under par?
                            You’ll have to forgive me. I don’t really know the rules of golf
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                              CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 05:25 AM)

                              I'm pretty sure that works, but I haven't played mini golf in a while.

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                                /.​ — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:18 AM)

                                Testicular ascent
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                                  CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:20 AM)

                                  That makes it sound like it's going to heaven. I'm picturing a testicle with wings and a halo now.

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                                    /.​ — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:21 AM)

                                    When I read the title I thought he bent over to pick the ball up and got whacked in the nuts by another golfer's ball.
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                                      CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:24 AM)

                                      I think I thought of something like that too (either a whacking or lightning strike) when I first saw the article's title.

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                                        /.​ — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:26 AM)

                                        Are you on Movie Chat?
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                                          CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:28 AM)

                                          No, are you?

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