Waking up in the middle of the night for no damn reason
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Aph the cat whisperer — 2 years ago(April 18, 2023 09:00 AM)
They don't have time for their families.
That's why I quit my job that was long shifts. Impossible when you're a mum. Constantly tired and then you have to cook, clean, do the school run and all the other ****. Fuck that. Part time is the way forward. -
Vlad. — 2 years ago(April 18, 2023 09:27 AM)
You aren’t physically active enough.
You must be power squatting 400lb for many repetitions before going to sleep. You probably have sleep apnea because you are larger. Cut 500 calories and buy a hula hoop and just do that all day long while walking around. Additionally, if you take crack stop that.
Stop. -
Ⲥⲏⳕⲥⲕⲁⲃⲟⲟⲙ — 2 years ago(April 18, 2023 02:07 PM)
Those are demons tormenting you. Maybe if you stopped being such an asshole, they'd leave you alone.
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Ⲥⲏⳕⲥⲕⲁⲃⲟⲟⲙ — 2 years ago(April 18, 2023 04:07 PM)
Oh, I know plenty. I know that you'll have many more sleepless nights because your soul is corrupt.
REPENT, bitch!
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TheBookBears — 2 years ago(April 18, 2023 08:06 PM)
Imagine when you wake up in the middle of the night to see this and it said, "Ah. I've been expecting you. I have some bad news: McDonald's and Taco Bell are closed. Forever."
Then you let out a hysterical scream and run out of the house with arms flying around.
I hope a bear throw a book at you, moon at you, and do a tap dance wearing a thong and leather boots.
