The difference between Juan Kerr and Bongo
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dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 21, 2026 10:34 PM)
Despite my respect for Russell's skills (he identified Trebbor as Bongo before anyone else did) I will maintain that Juan and Bongo are distinct entities.
Bongo is dull and honest. He stands there among the insults coming his way, patiently refuting claims that nobody believes in the first place. Around him is a motley and colourful crowd of picadors and matadors, poking at him, delighted that the old bull still tries to charge them. He has not changed in twelve years, and he never will.
Juan Kerr, on the other hand, has managed to convince himself he is some kind of intellectual. His prose style, which has the clarity and elegance of a large turd floating in a toilet, he imagines to be filled with irony, Empsonian ambiguity, and Joycean playfulness. He is a donkey who knows not that he is a donkey. His socks are as dumb as he is, naturally, and as incoherent.
They are different kinds of retard. Q.E.D.
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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 21, 2026 10:39 PM)
False narrative ^
Reply if you agree… and if you agree you're a mere anklebiter with a fragile ego… an insecure college professor with a retarded Marxist world view.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 21, 2026 10:40 PM)
Bongo is dull and honest. He stands there among the insults coming his way, patiently refuting claims that nobody believes in the first place. Around him is a motley and colourful crowd of picadors and matadors, poking at him, delighted that the old bull still tries to charge them. He has not changed in twelve years, and he never will.
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dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 21, 2026 11:34 PM)
Bongo is dull and honest. He stands there among the insults coming his way, patiently refuting claims that nobody believes in the first place. Around him is a motley and colourful crowd of picadors and matadors, poking at him, delighted that the old bull still tries to charge them. He has not changed in twelve years, and he never will.
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bitchsurn — 1 week ago(March 21, 2026 11:15 PM)
What is really humorous is when Juan-Bobby attempts to use AI to post about a topic he knows nothing about (which is pretty much every topic of which he posts on) and gets it totally wrong. Then the way he tries to change the subject to deflect from how badly he ****ed up is even funnier. It's just one mentally retarded day after another in the mentally retarded life of Juan Kerr.
