Bongo uses aphrodisiacs to increase his sexual prowess
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dbentley666 — 7 months ago(August 22, 2025 12:45 AM)
The prowess is virtually non-existent by now, of course–Mrs. Bongo hasn't seen the Bongo flamethrower in over a decade.
But apparently he is still trying to get some action. He has been assiduously dosing himself with homoeopathic sexual energy medicines called Nature Made and Nature's Bounty.
So far no effect except a certain lack of coherence in his posts, but he lives in hope…. -
Damien Thorn 666 — 7 months ago(August 22, 2025 10:10 AM)
Ah yes, the Bongo flamethrower—more like a damp sparkler at a kid’s birthday party. At this point, his libido's running on fumes, Nature’s Bounty be damned. Watching him pop those pills is like watching someone sprinkle holy water on a corpse and expect it to dance the tango.
If his “sexual energy” was any more homeopathic, it’d be legally classified as a memory. The only thing he’s aroused lately is suspicion—and maybe the attention of a Walgreens cashier wondering why this man keeps buying herbal Viagra and beef jerky at 2 AM.
Mrs. Bongo hasn’t seen action in so long, even her vibrator filed for abandonment.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.
