Ode to Bongo

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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 25, 2025 04:06 PM)

Of all the retards and mongos
Who crowded the boards of yore
None felt butthurt like Bongo’s
None was insulted more!
VHS beat him on weekdays
hungry stepped in now and then
There were regular Bongo-beat-days
A fun beat-Bongo regimen!
He was beaten so hard and so often
He couldn’t sit down for a week!
His brain began to soften
And cerebral fluid to leak!
At last he retired from posting
(His only act that was clever)
Alas, it seems he was ghosting
He’s back, as stupid as ever!

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Trebbor — 8 months ago(July 25, 2025 04:09 PM)

Fiction.
It's all you have.
Bentley is a walking, talking premature ejaculation of desperation & stupidity.

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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 25, 2025 04:09 PM)

You admit you're Bongo??????????

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Trebbor — 8 months ago(July 25, 2025 04:12 PM)

You prove your utter cluelessness with every post you make.
Do you ever tire of everyone seeing what a retard you are?
Bentley is a walking, talking premature ejaculation of desperation & stupidity.

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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 25, 2025 04:52 PM)

"over that how" ???? You "must of" learned that at your mother's knee!

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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 25, 2025 04:51 PM)

So you're not Bongo? My wife is still laughing at you, btw. She asked me if you post the same stuff for every post. I said you'd been doing it for fifteen years!

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Trebbor — 8 months ago(July 25, 2025 05:10 PM)

You haven't shown your wife anything. Stop lying.
Bentley is a walking, talking premature ejaculation of desperation & stupidity.

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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 25, 2025 05:10 PM)

Why is it so hard to believe? She laughed till she cried.

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Trebbor — 8 months ago(July 25, 2025 05:18 PM)

All you do is lie.
Bentley is a walking, talking premature ejaculation of desperation & stupidity.

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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 25, 2025 05:19 PM)

Your wife doesn't laugh at you???????????

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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 25, 2025 05:25 PM)

Oooooooh, meltdown mode! Did the she-beast pic do the trick?

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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 27, 2025 05:26 AM)

My wife is still laughing at him!

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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 25, 2025 05:26 PM)

Thanks! Your effort is A+, btw. More elegant than mine, certainly. Now if Bongo could write like that, I'd leave the field to him and retire in disgrace….