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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — General Discussion


    -- wot -- — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 04:43 AM)

    Marcos Monzo, Brazilian national went on an alleged weed induced katana rampage in London, inuring a few people and killing a 14 year old boy last year. Serious props to the police for trying to fight the guy with their little gay batons I guess, and I actually mean that because I sure as **** would not
    a police woman even went for the guy and got stabbed, props to her too.
    If that was America though, he would have been dead within a minute of the cops showing up.
    " Put the sword down. PUT.THE.FUCKING.SWORD.DOWN. "
    and that would be it, he would be dead 3 seconds later and would not have been able to break into a civilians house and assault him and his family in police presence.
    But if we give our regular cops guns then we are going to have to ban drinking in public….

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      MovieManCin2 — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 05:47 AM)

      Fucking. Brits. Are. STUPID!! Give guns to the ****ing police
      for their own self defense,
      assholes!!
      And yes, here in America he would be
      dead as ****,
      and
      good ****ing riddance!
      MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠

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        /.ㅤ — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 05:52 AM)

        ^^triggered
        My password is password.

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          Masher — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 10:58 AM)

          ^^ retarded

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            Barry — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 05:53 AM)

            The police do fine with no guns. Only in extreme circumstances would they resort to using guns.

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              MovieManCin2 — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 05:55 AM)

              Not so fine in this case, Shaquatta. They were just
              lucky
              no police officers were killed. You need guns
              for self defense!
              MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠

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                Barry — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 05:56 AM)

                Spoken like a true raging gun nut. For shame

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                  MovieManCin2 — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 05:58 AM)

                  Spoken like
                  a true alpha male
                  who believes in
                  self defense
                  . Not gonna let any raving lunatic like this guy kill me. And you're
                  a moron and a pussy!
                  MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠

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                    Barry — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 06:35 AM)

                    Your hands are not lethal weapons of mass destruction? Oh.. how embarrassing.

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                      Bentley is OBESE — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 06:57 AM)

                      Hands? Do you know how long a katana is?
                      He's HUGE.

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                        Barry — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 07:07 AM)

                        He's not a strong 6ft man with arms that span longer than a katana? Oh 🤭

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                          MovieManCin2 — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 10:50 PM)

                          Lethal, but not of
                          mass
                          destruction. BTW, you do understand that
                          neither mass nor energy
                          can be created or destroyed, right? That's basic physics.
                          MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠

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                            Barry — 9 months ago(July 03, 2025 05:00 AM)

                            It was sarcasm. Weak and dumb tsk tsk

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                              MovieManCin2 — 9 months ago(July 03, 2025 05:05 AM)

                              So was mine,
                              brilliant satire
                              actually!
                              MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠

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                                Jizz Hornkamp — 9 months ago(July 03, 2025 05:08 AM)

                                Eh, it detracts from the main point.
                                The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.
                                Wildmanwizard

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                                  MovieManCin2 — 9 months ago(July 03, 2025 05:10 AM)

                                  No it doesn't.
                                  MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠

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                                    rouge — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 06:58 AM)

                                    No way that was just the effect of weed
                                    come here

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                                      -- wot -- — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 09:31 AM)

                                      thats what he blamed it on, they let him free because of it, he works at morrisons nao.

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                                        Hepocles — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 09:32 AM)

                                        In the deli?
                                        Alba gu bràth

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                                          -- wot -- — 9 months ago(July 02, 2025 09:41 AM)

                                          Nah the samurai sword isle enit

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