Clipper lighters have become so unreliable

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Aph the cat whisperer — 2 months ago(January 20, 2026 10:03 PM)

I have a drawer full of them. I replace the flints, refill the gas and yet they won't ignite first time!!
I have a callous on my finger from lighting them constantly. My electric lighter sets on fire when I light it so I'm like what's left to use that's reliable time and time again? Don't say a zippo bc they're for oaps.

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StoneColdZombies — 2 months ago(January 20, 2026 10:08 PM)

Tell your fake daughter I say hello.

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-- wot -- — 2 months ago(January 20, 2026 10:09 PM)

Libby is a real person

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Aph the cat whisperer — 2 months ago(January 20, 2026 10:24 PM)

She said Hi drain

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-- wot -- — 2 months ago(January 20, 2026 10:08 PM)

U smoke? And yeah they always buckle.

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/.ㅤ — 2 months ago(January 20, 2026 10:19 PM)

A true friend would know she smokes.
My password is password.

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-- wot -- — 2 months ago(January 20, 2026 10:23 PM)

Believe it or not, she and I don't really talk much outside of my relentless sexual harassment campaign against her lol.

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Aph the cat whisperer — 2 months ago(January 21, 2026 07:48 AM)

Drain's right. The only interaction we typically have is me telling him to kill himself after asking to see my bewbs.

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/.ㅤ — 2 months ago(January 21, 2026 04:00 AM)

Don't all chavs smoke?
My password is password.

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Aph the cat whisperer — 2 months ago(January 21, 2026 07:45 AM)

Nah. They live in other people's pool houses.

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Nope! — 2 months ago(January 20, 2026 10:49 PM)

I get a free no frills disposal lighter every time I buy a carton or 50 bucks worth of weed type purchases…I got more lighters than I'll live to use

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BOOMSHIT — 2 months ago(January 21, 2026 08:59 AM)

what's a clipper lighter?
do you have BIC lighters there?
jestergooning

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-- wot -- — 2 months ago(January 21, 2026 10:00 AM)

They are even worse when it comes to breaking

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BOOMSHIT — 2 months ago(January 21, 2026 10:41 AM)

well you can always rub sticks together
jestergooning

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-- wot -- — 2 months ago(January 21, 2026 12:37 PM)

Nah thats gay.

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/․ㅤ — 2 months ago(January 21, 2026 09:47 AM)

Stop smoking crack.
My password is password.

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./. — 2 months ago(January 21, 2026 09:51 AM)

Miley does crack, not Aph.

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/․ㅤ — 2 months ago(January 21, 2026 10:00 AM)

Oh so you're an expert on the subject?

My password is password.

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./. — 2 months ago(January 21, 2026 10:27 AM)

You certainly think you are.

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/․ㅤ — 2 months ago(January 21, 2026 10:39 AM)

So you're NOT an expert?
Interesting development.

My password is password.