Walmart no longer allows emotional support alligators
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CrystalRaindrops — 6 months ago(September 21, 2025 05:14 AM)
lol, yes, outside.
Oops, I guess I got his arm mixed up with his penis (this wouldn't be the first time I've made that mistake). Also, it was a gator, not a croc:
Florida Man Gets Arm Ripped Off While Peeing Outside
He's lucky the alligator wasn't in the mood for sausage.
Jordan Rivera was peeing outside Banditos Bar in Port Charlotte on the evening of Sunday, May 21, when the incident occurred. Rivera does not remember exactly what happened, although while speaking to local NBC affiliate WBBH, he recalled that the bar was busy, with a long line for the men's bathroom, and so he went outside to relieve himself. At around 1:40 a.m. local time, while peeing behind the bar, Rivera fell into a pond.
"That’s literally the last thing I remember," he said. Sometime after, the 10-foot-long gator attacked him, biting his arm.
Rivera was rushed to Gulf Coast Hospital in Fort Myers, where doctors had no choice but to amputate his arm above the elbow.
"Those gators, I didn’t truly understand them until I woke up in the hospital and, ‘Oh, gator got your arm,' " he said. "They got my elbow. So, I don’t have an elbow… I can still move my arm around and whatnot."
However, Rivera has somehow managed to hold onto a positive outlook.
"I didn't lose my life, I lost my arm," he said. "It's not the end of the world."
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JustinCase — 6 months ago(September 23, 2025 06:23 AM)
"Emotional support," fill in the blank of an exotic animal is such BS.
They are taking advantage of the sympathetic Woke mob with this and trying to get away with breaking rules where other pet people will leave their alleged support animals, like dogs and cats, at home.
I really think the whole thing of an emotional support animal is ridiculous and a stupid excuse.
Yes, dogs and cats may help calm down someone or whatever but it gets dumb to put a label onto them when they aren't anything different than any other dog and cat.
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk