I need one, too, but I really don’t like going to the salon. Doesn’t it feel good when you have a nice good cut, though?
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.
That'll probably look pretty.
Too bright, and you might look like Winona Ryder in Edward Scissorhands… which I'm not sure I consider a bad thing.
Anything Winona-like is usually a positive.
Forget it.
She blew you off after you proudly declared it was a sure thing.
Remember?
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
I did that once during my high school emo phase. It was a disaster and I ended up wearing a hat for a few months
But women can generally pull off that look.
Draft Barron Trump
I was accused of being Warren earlier today. I’m supposed to be about six different people here.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.