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I reckon an asteroid's gonna hit.

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    Chronic_Johnson — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 10:54 AM)

    • initially there were concerns from NASA that the Apophis asteroid (the God of chaos? Who named this ****ing rock?) Would pass over earth, closer to us than the moon, and potentially even hit us in 2036, easily destroying an entire city.
    • they later more or less said "nah, it won't hit, at least not for another 100 years".
    • Now there's a study NASA just did for a "hypothetical scenario where a potentially hazardous asteroid could strike Earth with a 72% probability on July 12, 2038" (only 2 years after the initial suggested time that Apophis could hit, and what's up with that super specific date in July?)
      I'm thinking they know it's coming, but because they likely don't have a solution, they won't tell us due to the panic it would cause.
      Also some weird article out there about a former CIA agent, John Ramirez, who says he has insider knowledge of alien contact in 2027, just 2 years before apophis is set to come by. I wonder if they'll beam us up and away to another planet. Or use their advanced technology to help deal with the asteroid. Or maybe they'll just blow us all up ahead of time.
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      /.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:01 AM)

      Russia is going to nuke us if Biden wins in November, so it wouldn't matter if an asteroid
      hits.
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        Chronic_Johnson — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:03 AM)

        Less likely event, unless Putin is dying of some fatal disease and wants to take everyone with him.

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          /.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:04 AM)

          It's happened once so it will happened again
          My password is password

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            /.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:12 AM)

            Aren't you the lunatic who poured a gallon of his fermented semen into a local sewer?
            I also heard you couldn't deflower your sex doll because she was unable to give consent.
            My password is password

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              /.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:16 AM)

              That sounds like a perfectly reasonable way to dispose of fermented cum by the gallons. Unless your complaint is that it wasn't offered up to you as a beverage…
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                /.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:30 AM)

                Sounds like a scenario from a horror film.
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                  /.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:31 AM)

                  I think that's the origin story for The Blob (1988)
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                    Chronic_Johnson — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:47 AM)

                    A local lunatic who pours a gallon og his fermented seven into the gutter honestly sounds more like the local legend. Worthy of admiration and praise.

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                      The<>Mechanic — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:17 AM)

                      I hope they ain’t coming to probe us
                      Ho Ho Ho

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                        Chronic_Johnson — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:48 AM)

                        They're going to turn you into a lotion to rub on their skin because that's how they eat.

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                          /.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 01:41 PM)

                          This is the best news I've heard in a long time.
                          My password is password

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