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    CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 07:34 AM)

    He should’ve done a tick Czech.
    A priest in the Czech Republic sliced off his own penis with a knife after he was allegedly driven psychotic by a tick bite.
    “We don’t know exactly what happened, it was probably a health problem,” the mayor of Českobudějovick, Southern Bohemia, where the alarming incident occurred, told local media.
    According to Czech outlets, locals first realized something was awry after the unnamed clergyman failed to show up to a prearranged meeting.
    Paramedics busted down his door, after which they found the priest lying unconscious in a pool of blood with his penis severed, Novinky reported.
    The imperiled man of God was subsequently rushed to the local emergency room, where medics discovered that he also sustained injuries to his genitals. Due to his deteriorating condition, doctors put the man into an induced coma and placed him on a ventilator, which he remained on for 10 days, the Daily Mail reported.
    Unfortunately, medics had difficulty finding out what had transpired beforehand due to his comatose state.
    “He is lying unconscious in the ARO ward [critical care unit],” David Henzl, vicar general of the České Budějovice diocese, told local media. “Due to these circumstances, it is impossible to find out what really happened.”
    However, doctors did discover central damage to the patient’s nervous system, which appeared to be viral in origin, per the religious leader’s testimony.
    Henzl claimed that the priest had suffered from tick-borne encephalitis, also known as TBE, which is the swelling of the brain caused by a tick-transmitted disease, per Daily Mail.
    In its advanced stages, this condition can induce personality changes and even psychosis, which was believed to be the case with the priest.
    According to the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control, the Czech Republic is one of the countries with the highest incidence of TBE in Europe, recording between 500 to 1,000 cases per year.
    The risk is particularly great in the South Bohemian region, where the incident occurred.
    Meanwhile, the clergyman was also said to be experiencing health problems the day before the incident.
    Unfortunately, Eastern Europe isn’t the only place where ticks are wreaking havoc. The annual number of tick-borne disease cases has more than doubled in the US over the past two decades amid rising tick populations, climate change and improved methods of tracking diseases.
    If an embedded bloodsucker is located, the CDC advises removing it with fine-point tweezers using slow and steady pressure, making sure to get as close to the skin as possible to extract the barbed mouthparts.
    https://nypost.com/2024/01/03/lifestyle/priest-cuts-off-his-own-penis-during-crazed-mental-break-following-tick-bite/
    Someone in the comments says,
    When removing a tick from the body you should apply rubbing alcohol to the area around the tick before trying to remove it with tweezers. The alcohol causes the tick to relax and then more easily be removed. Just sayin'
    There's a related article called, "Warning signs I didn’t spot before finding an engorged tick on my scrotum."
    https://nypost.com/2023/06/09/i-found-an-engorged-tick-on-my-scrotum-amid-lyme-surge/

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      Pandora — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 07:41 AM)

      There is some great writing in this story 😂

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        CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 07:44 AM)

        They'll get a Pulitzer for "He should've done a tick Czech" alone.
        I saw this comment on the article: "He didn't Czech himself before he wrecked himself."

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          Pandora — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 07:50 AM)

          News stories from Prague must be a journalist's dream.

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            CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 07:53 AM)

            Why, because of all the ticks?

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              Pandora — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 07:57 AM)

              They get to Czech all the fun puns.

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                CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 07:59 AM)

                Ohh 😂
                I should've said, "Czech out this article."

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                  Pandora — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 08:02 AM)

                  Quick, change it! No one will know!

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                    Pandora — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 08:02 AM)

                    Actually, don't change it. The title is perfect as is 😂

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                      CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 08:08 AM)

                      😂
                      I would add it to the post above the article, but the article starts with a Czech pun and it might be too many Czech puns for one post, lol.

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                        /.​ — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 05:01 PM)

                        I've thought of blowing mine off with a shotgun when my incontinence gets really bad.
                        Now, I'm just giving up beer. Beer, especially cheap beer, has chemicals beyond its low ABV that make you pee. I found that its negative effect can last for as much as a day for just one beer.
                        My password is password

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                          soapbox original gangster — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 05:33 PM)

                          an idle penis is the Devil's playground

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                            /.​ — 2 years ago(February 08, 2024 05:55 PM)

                            His penis. His choice!
                            My password is password

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