I choose ewe, peek-a-poo!
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Phaenon — 8 months ago(July 21, 2025 12:26 PM)
That video is ten years old, the people in it have passed college age and so that would make them, at the very minimum, 32 years old just now Bobby - and that's if they were early starters and smart
I think it's safe to say that the 'young things' around here are about as young as the old bark found at the bottom of a chimpanzee enclosure
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 8 months ago(July 21, 2025 12:34 PM)
Ah that makes more sense then. They should make an updated version with the Zoomons of today and sing about vaping and non-binaries and stuff like that. It should be done in a Drill or Dirty Grime style.
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Phaenon — 8 months ago(July 21, 2025 12:41 PM)
The Zoom zooms would make all these Millennials feel like fogies Bobby
What with their being able to inspect elements of a webpage and post YouTube videos without the full URL extension running on…
…these guys will be reaching for their Lucozade Sport for a quick slug of isotonic nutrition
Hold on a second, just cracking open my white Monster
Ding Dong
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Phaenon — 8 months ago(July 21, 2025 12:49 PM)
Intergenerational war is the only acceptable hatred allowed at the moment
Zoomers are cool, just looking to get on with the good stuff in life. Gen X are laughing because they got ****ed over first and so already know the existential dread that is inevitable and make light of it, Boomers feel lucky that they got in when they did - best of both worlds nowaways and the Silent generation are just happy that they can talk to people about anything they want across the world and so easily.
Millennials never knew sexist, racism, ableism or any other prejudice but want to he heard as the loudest because they've never known hardship but have seen the character it builds in those who have.
Sucks to be a millennial. They're the Scottish of the modern age
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 8 months ago(July 22, 2025 10:47 AM)
The Zoomons are definitely the best generation there is (followed by the rarely mentioned Xennials which is MY generation). The Zoomons are all about kindness and tolerance and vaping and understanding, such as my DenNephew.
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Phaenon — 8 months ago(July 22, 2025 02:06 PM)
Xennials, had to look it up Bobby. That short period just when Elvis died and Star Wars was released up until Back to the Future came out. A pretty sweet spot to be born in
I can't say I know much about them, half Gen-X and half Millennial, a sort of Borg of the old and the new
They were probably the Star Trek: The Next Generation demographic
Zoomons seem cool, but give them a couple of years of everyone using a program called Zoom and they'll be as burnt as everyone else, hopefully in a new and creative way
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 8 months ago(July 22, 2025 02:26 PM)
Yes but we get more LEEWAY in which to do it.
I’ve told Benny about Zoopy, have I told you? Hopefully we’ll both get over there today if he manages to pack his bags.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 8 months ago(July 22, 2025 05:05 PM)
Yes he did! So do you think that he has found some silly way back from the dead, like these Doctor Who villains, and is now using you as a sort of conduit to project his life-force? There’s never a dull moment round here is there.
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Phaenon — 8 months ago(July 22, 2025 05:08 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Yes he did! So do you think that he has found some silly way back from the dead, like these Doctor Who villains, and is now using you as a sort of conduit to project his life-force? There’s never a dull moment round here is there.
The thing is Bobby he can't have
I locked him away tight behind every known wall and crevice that there is
It is simply impossible for him to exist once again. AND I've absorbed all his memories and so I know he didn't pull a fast one because I have everything up until I stopped him from being.
So… I don't know how that happened
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 8 months ago(July 22, 2025 05:23 PM)
Phaenon said...
The thing is Bobby he can't have
I locked him away tight behind every known wall and crevice that there is
It is simply impossible for him to exist once again. AND I've absorbed all his memories and so I know he didn't pull a fast one because I have everything up until I stopped him from being.
So… I don't know how that happened
Yes but the same is always true of these Doctor Who villains such The Master, The Rani, Davros, Sue Tech and Omega. Even the Daleks! We THINK that we have definitely seen the last of them and there can’t possibly be any way back…but then they just show up again (and sometimes as a giant doggie!). It only stands to reason that Siggy could do the same!
Imagine if Siggy returned full time as a giant doggie!
Bags taking him for walkies!
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Phaenon — 8 months ago(July 22, 2025 05:27 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Yes but the same is always true of these Doctor Who villains such The Master, The Rani, Davros, Sue Tech and Omega. Even the Daleks! We THINK that we have definitely seen the last of them and there can’t possibly be any way back…but then they just show up again (and sometimes as a giant doggie!). It only stands to reason that Siggy could do the same!
Imagine if Siggy returned full time as a giant doggie!
Bags taking him for walkies!
Siggy did get to experience all that stuff first-hand Bobby and so maybe it did plant an idea in his head and he managed to keep a secret, even from himself
Yeah, I know I absorbed all of that and so sort of remember it the way you do Bobby but that was some shoddy writing on behalf of humanity!
That said, it is Doctor Who, don't take it too seriously and lots of it is actually crap and that's why we love it
But yeah, Siggy as a dog…now there's a thought!
Ding Dong
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Bobby Tomlinson — 8 months ago(July 24, 2025 09:33 AM)
Phaenon said...
Siggy did get to experience all that stuff first-hand Bobby and so maybe it did plant an idea in his head and he managed to keep a secret, even from himself
Yeah, I know I absorbed all of that and so sort of remember it the way you do Bobby but that was some shoddy writing on behalf of humanity!
That said, it is Doctor Who, don't take it too seriously and lots of it is actually crap and that's why we love it
But yeah, Siggy as a dog…now there's a thought!
Hey speaking of Doctor Who and all of the daft ****e that surrounds it…I’ve been hearing rumblings (by which I mean I see thumbnails from Tharries and The Confused Adipose pop up sometimes) that it might not be all doom and gloom for the future of the show after all….or perhaps they are just in that DENIAL phase of grieving. I haven’t watched their videos and never will, so I don’t know for sure which one it is.
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