Please get that thaaang out of the refrigerator though.

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Platonic_Caveman — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 03:21 AM)

Sorry, I don't want that thaaang next to my cantaloupe.
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Boris 2024 — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 03:20 AM)

Have I ever told you that I’d love to add you into my GTA online game and stab you repeatedly?
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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Platonic_Caveman — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 03:24 AM)

Yes, I know you're neurotic. Just come out of the closet and get laid and it will solve half your problems.
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ZolotoyRetriever — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 03:14 AM)

Just don't put it in the microwave, Crystal… you
don't
want to nuke your cuke!

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Deluded Juice — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 08:17 AM)

Gets the chicks turned on and the guys feeling inadequate.
Well, I know what I am going to stuff down the front of my pants next time I go to the bar!
Sorry sock. You staying home tonight!

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 09:19 AM)

Pepino (I did a Google Translate of "cucumber" from English to Spanish) is friendly. Don't let him intimidate you. Next time I take a cucumber pic, I'll put googly eyes on it first, to show its friendly/fun-loving side.

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Deluded Juice — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 09:23 AM)

Googly eyes make everything friendly!

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 09:15 AM)

Thanks! I know, I'm surprised. I should post phallic pics more often.

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 04:18 AM)

Do you have a taco also?
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 09:44 AM)

Nice taco, Crystal!
Hubba! Hubba!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 28, 2021 01:26 AM)

Thanks! I'm surprised so much meat fit inside of it.

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(June 28, 2021 06:16 AM)

Hi-Yo!!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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尺ロㄈにモイ-ら凡几 — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 05:04 AM)

Fantastic cucumber.
Almost 11/10
7.5 stars
No hom'
I live. I die. I live again.

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 09:20 AM)

Thanks
I like how the scores match the cucumber's measurements.

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Vlad. — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 09:47 AM)

Impressive albeit with a slight curve.
Stop.

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 28, 2021 01:27 AM)

Thanks. I think the curve gives it personality.

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 10:32 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(June 28, 2021 06:17 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.