I'm upset cuz now there's a hole in the covering that protects the underside of my sofa cuz I had to cut it!
So now bugs can crawl up inside.
I guess that's what I get for masturbating on my sofa and not paying attention to where my remote was??
Woo child!
So…the werewolf look turns you on?
I’ve torn up the felt inside my sofa because I lost my remote so many times. I’m used to it now. Also socks, I’m always finding socks down there.