With the whiffle ball yes. Twice. I always hit the ball up the middle and hit the poor lass in the stomach.
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.
Some mad bitch I had a very nice fling with rushed me while banshee shrieking so I pushed her into her couch and escaped like a ninja.
But I’ve
never
hit a woman. Butt Slaps and such but that’s it.
Stop.