Movies/TV shows that reference penis size?
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TheLauraDernBonusHole — 9 years ago(February 13, 2017 08:51 AM)
Can you think of any movies or TV shows that mention penis size? So far these are the ones that I have.
Trees Lounge (1996)
: While Rob is filming Tommy with a camcorder. Tommy: "You want me to whip it out?" Rob: "Sure, just let me get out the microscopic lens, here."
Notting Hill (1999)
: Anna Scott: "You know what they say about men with big feet."
Family Guy (1999)
: Several episodes reference Chris's large manhood.
Americathon (1979)
: Chuck Barris game show "The Schlong Show" contestants are judged and humiliated based on the size of their private parts
Zoom (2015)
: Edward's penis shrinks. A doctor says he can't perform miracles. He has to wear a prosthetic penis.
Get a Job (2016)
: Several references to Lawrence Wilheimer's Minotaur sized manhood.
Blazing Saddles (1974)
: Lili Von Shtupp: "Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted?"
[Bart unzips his zipper]
Lili Von Shtupp: "Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"
The Neighbors (2012)
Family Conference (2013)
: Larry: "We let ourselves in."
Marty "One of these days I'm not going to be wearing pants."
Jackie: "Oh, it's not anything we haven't already seen on the video feed."
Jackie to Debbie: "Congratulations by the way"
Horace and Pete (2016)
Episode #1.7 (2016)
: Rhonda: "Are you trying to tell me you have a big Ol' special penis?"
Rhonda: "Penis is not that big, nice though."
Horace: "Okay I'll take that. It's not bad. Nice little penis."
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
: Alice talking with Bea about Robert Redford.
Bea: "I wonder what kind of build he's got on him."
Alice: "Did you ever see his feet?"
Bea: "Feet?"
Alice: "I heard one time that's supposed to be an indication."
Bea thinks about it and then says: "Oh, I saw a picture. They're Huge! They're like this! Like this!" (gesturing with her hands far apart).
Young Frankenstein (1974)
: Inga: "In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Exactly."
Inga: "He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "That goes without saying."
Inga: "Voof."
Igor: "He's going to be very popular."
Elizabeth: [singing, while having sex with the monster] "Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you! At last, I know the secret of it all!"
Inga: "You know, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. In the transference, the monster got part of your wonderful brain. But what did you ever get from him?"
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [growls suggestively]
Inga: [gasping] "Oh my goodness, I don't believe"
[emits several somewhat painful-sounding moans and grunts]
Inga: [singing] "Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!"
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Paul P. Powell — 4 months ago(November 05, 2025 01:47 AM)
This has gotta be the most penis obsessed websites out there. Marvel comics, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and penises. Practically every single day.
Are you little boys gonna stay in this Peter Pan mode for the rest of your lives?
Eh. Try
Moby Dick
(1956) dir by John Huston.
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TaraDeS — 4 months ago(November 05, 2025 11:33 AM)
Paul P. Powell November 05, 2025 01:47 AM
Member since August 26, 2025
This has gotta be the most penis obsessed websites out there. Marvel comics, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and penises. Practically every single day.
Are you little boys gonna stay in this Peter Pan mode for the rest of your lives?
Eh. Try Moby Dick (1956) dir by John Huston.
MistaWeek November 05, 2025 01:55 AM
Member since March 25, 2023
Huh Huh…you said Peter…
https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/beavis-butthead.jpg
Paul P. Powell
🤪 and Mistaweek 🤪 failed despite an allegedly superior penis. 🪱
Moby Dick is female, leastwise in the ORIGINAL English version
https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/22322856/permalink/#p22322856
–> YT Trailer November 19, 2024
"There she blows!" (Moby Dick)
