I'll start.

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eight_days — 12 years ago(September 02, 2013 09:37 PM)

"Didn't know you liked to get wet."
"Don't cry, it is to be; in time I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine D'Evils."

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swtdelt — 12 years ago(October 16, 2013 10:52 AM)

It smells like bacon in this beep
You shot me in the a$$!
You got the right to be b!tched slapped

[fgadmin]

NesterTheJester — 12 years ago(November 13, 2013 03:25 PM)

"Hey, shut the beep up!"

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lordanakinvader — 11 years ago(June 07, 2014 10:20 AM)

"This sh*t's chess, it ain't checkers."
"Congratulations, son. You're gonna get a Medal of Valor for this."
"That's the second time you pointed a gun at me. There will not be a third!"
"It's not so fun when the rabbit has a gun."

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SnoozeAlarm — 11 years ago(July 19, 2014 12:17 PM)

May I read my paper?
It should be against the law to use "LOL" unless you really did LOL!

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marcjacobspants — 10 years ago(September 03, 2015 01:33 AM)

Tell Jeff to pick up some tools. Picks and shovels.

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beatpoet84 — 10 years ago(September 19, 2015 12:30 PM)

"I'm a dentist, open your mouth"
"I have to go"
"I'll smoke it man, give it to me"
"Time to punch in"
"Let's hurry up and do this so we can all go home and do the wife or the girlfriend thing"

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nutsberryfarm — 10 years ago(December 29, 2015 09:58 AM)

it's 90% bvllsh!t but it's entertaining!
Season's greetings!

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pfr_77 — 11 years ago(September 10, 2014 08:31 PM)

how long you been a pig?

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Prince_of_IMDb — 11 years ago(September 14, 2014 12:03 PM)

You know I'm surgical with this bitch!

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PDBPO LEADER

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AmosNomore — 11 years ago(October 05, 2014 08:47 AM)

"Is it in?"

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bigdaycoming — 11 years ago(October 19, 2014 02:49 PM)

Move those hands again I'll slap the taste out of your mouth

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marcjacobspants — 11 years ago(November 09, 2014 03:56 AM)

You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?
and
Let me quarterback this thing
and
New guy came in spraying
(I can't believe these hadn't been posted yet)

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Triggerhippie17 — 10 years ago(July 15, 2015 06:01 AM)

"Oh, sh!t. Man, I'm gonna get p!ss-tested, and then I'm gonna get fired!"
"That was a man-sized hit you took, dog"
"You're a virgin shooter above suspicion"

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Burning_Sosobra — 10 years ago(August 07, 2015 07:55 AM)

"You ever have your sh!t pushed in? I looooove having my SH!T pushed in bro! Yeah!"
I look at my red hands and my mean face, and I wonder about that man that's gone so wrong.

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marcjacobspants — 10 years ago(September 03, 2015 01:30 AM)

I'm just a lowly civil servant.

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omart3 — 10 years ago(January 14, 2016 09:42 PM)

"I'll cut your dick off, and stick it right up that funky ass of yours, bitch!"