If you owned a lightsaber

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cryptoflovecraft — 7 months ago(August 31, 2025 09:20 PM)

I owned one when I was a kid.

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/..< — 7 months ago(August 31, 2025 11:08 PM)

no, that was a toy

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/.ㅤ — 7 months ago(August 31, 2025 09:24 PM)

masturbatory motions
My password is password.

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Paul P. Powell — 7 months ago(August 31, 2025 09:26 PM)

the only sabre a man needs hangs between his legs
You sure are some R.P. MacMurphy…?
Paul P. Powell, Pool Player

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Aph the cat whisperer — 7 months ago(August 31, 2025 11:06 PM)

I have one. It's awesome! It changes colours and when you hit it against something it makes a clashing sound

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/..< — 7 months ago(August 31, 2025 11:07 PM)

you have a toy not a lightsaber
what would you do with a real one?

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BennyMuso82 — 7 months ago(September 01, 2025 03:00 AM)

Sounds expensive.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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Aph the cat whisperer — 7 months ago(September 01, 2025 06:47 AM)

My Dad got it for my Son a few years back. It's not a ****ty one, it's actually amazing. I want one myself I'll have to dig it out and show you what it looks like like lol.

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She's Got Marty Feldman Eyes — 7 months ago(September 01, 2025 12:04 AM)

The better question is what wouldn't I use it for?

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BOOMSHIT — 7 months ago(September 01, 2025 12:09 AM)

a wood chopping act at the circus
jestergooning

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Chicxulub — 3 months ago(December 17, 2025 01:37 AM)

Tbh, there's not much practical use for a lightsaber in the real world, even as a weapon. Sure, you could hack some people up with it, but it'll be no defense against bullets.
Think about how dangerous it would be just turning the thing on. You probably be a greater threat to yourself than anyone else.