lol i love this dude
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Doodoomyte — 3 years ago(November 21, 2022 07:52 PM)
Seegull is GOD
None of u are fit to shine senseis girdle!
He so bad ass dat when moves, he jiggles!
Also he loves hog anus at mah deli!
He could beat up Liam pee-son, squash Jason ma-moo, and stomp dat midget, Statham.
Even dad Rock got burin’ on lord Sleazal -
WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(November 20, 2022 07:21 PM)
And let me guess the ending…
The main bad guy or Mr. Big is going to be the husband of the ex wife.
We see him slap her so we can root against the dick early on.
He set it up for the bad guys to enter the house and for Seagal to get try and get killed by the gun dealers.
He and Seagal will be in a showdown where SS will end up killing him then reunite with his ex and daughter.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall -
WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(November 20, 2022 08:11 PM)
And let me guess…
Does the fiance', who has never handled a gun before, go with the old cliche of then being a bad ass with it later on?
As for the part that left you in stitches, yeah, he left the poor guy in stitches as well.
I could ask what he did to deserve that beating but hey, it's a SS movie where he just beats on the nearest person for no reason because that is what happens in his movies every 3 minutes.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall -
Doodoomyte — 3 years ago(December 08, 2022 06:51 PM)
What-Eva
Da man had 8 numba one movies with box office stats that are so tight I doubt any o u chimps in ya basements couldn’t dream of yo.
Da god Segull is a trained bopper, he would spank all ya oh.
So he’s sliming, ah mean slummin, he still pulling sun numbahs’
Any o u sissies ah welcome to work at mah deli?
If ya can waddle out yo basements first!
Nut hummers -
Gay 4 Fugazi