lol i love this dude
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Steven Seagal
Gay 4 Fugazi — 3 years ago(November 20, 2022 04:46 PM)Been binging his videos for hours now. His sthick is making fun of terrible Steven Seagal movies mainly but he talks about other 80's and 90's action stars like Sly, Arnie and Nic Cage
I have seen Seagal in a few movies back before he was a fat sack of **** but I have never actually watched a Segal written and starred in movie, they really do look terrible lol
10:42 - 11:10 had me in stitches for about 20 minutes
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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(November 20, 2022 05:17 PM)
Oh man!
Thank you for sharing this!
It is good!
Does Segal really look like the type of guy who can sit there long enough to write books?
EVERY TIME in EVERY movie he does he ALWAYS gets into a fight whenever he is in a bar, restaurant or other public place.
The time he is in a bar when he calls his daughter is prob. the ONLY time he didn't fight.
I love how he points out, at about 7:00, of getting the daughter to the hospital (EMTs ALWAYS have time to stop and chat for an hr.) and the mask is not attached!
LMAO!
And I love the voice over.
I shall watch the rest later.
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Doodoomyte — 3 years ago(November 21, 2022 07:52 PM)
Seegull is GOD
None of u are fit to shine senseis girdle!
He so bad ass dat when moves, he jiggles!
Also he loves hog anus at mah deli!
He could beat up Liam pee-son, squash Jason ma-moo, and stomp dat midget, Statham.
Even dad Rock got burin’ on lord Sleazal -
WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(November 20, 2022 07:21 PM)
And let me guess the ending…
The main bad guy or Mr. Big is going to be the husband of the ex wife.
We see him slap her so we can root against the dick early on.
He set it up for the bad guys to enter the house and for Seagal to get try and get killed by the gun dealers.
He and Seagal will be in a showdown where SS will end up killing him then reunite with his ex and daughter.
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WarrenPeace — 3 years ago(November 20, 2022 08:11 PM)
And let me guess…
Does the fiance', who has never handled a gun before, go with the old cliche of then being a bad ass with it later on?
As for the part that left you in stitches, yeah, he left the poor guy in stitches as well.
I could ask what he did to deserve that beating but hey, it's a SS movie where he just beats on the nearest person for no reason because that is what happens in his movies every 3 minutes.
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Doodoomyte — 3 years ago(December 08, 2022 06:51 PM)
What-Eva
Da man had 8 numba one movies with box office stats that are so tight I doubt any o u chimps in ya basements couldn’t dream of yo.
Da god Segull is a trained bopper, he would spank all ya oh.
So he’s sliming, ah mean slummin, he still pulling sun numbahs’
Any o u sissies ah welcome to work at mah deli?
If ya can waddle out yo basements first!
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Gay 4 Fugazi — 3 years ago(December 09, 2022 03:02 PM)
Big thanks to whatever dick **** ported this thread to the steven segal forum, because when you see it from General Discussions it looks like i am saying i love Steven Segal and i DONT
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