Creepy Pedophile Jim Jordan's (R Oh) "Epstein Alibi"

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bitchsurn — 6 months ago(September 26, 2025 10:09 PM)

Creepy Pedophile Jim Jordan (R Oh) was recently quoted as saying, "There is no way I am in those Epstein files; I only like teenage boys and Epstein didn't have any of those on his Island."
(Although it should be noted that investigative reporting has revealed that Epstein had reportedly pimped the trump boys, Eric and Little Donnie, out on multiple occasions.)

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Guffman — 6 months ago(September 26, 2025 10:28 PM)

None of that is true.
You TDS whiners are getting more and more unhinged. November was REALLY hard on you guys wasn't it?

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bitchsurn — 6 months ago(September 26, 2025 10:29 PM)

Prove me wrong. LOL!

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bitchsurn — 6 months ago(September 26, 2025 10:39 PM)

It's Friday evening–I'll give you odds that Creepy Jim Jordan is out trolling in Ohio for teenage boys at high school football games tonight!

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bad dream 374 — 6 months ago(September 26, 2025 10:41 PM)

TDS took your brain.

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bitchsurn — 6 months ago(September 26, 2025 10:56 PM)

Whatever. But if you live anywhere near Urbana, Ohio, and you have any teenage male children, I suggest that you don't let them out of your sight when Creepy Jim is not at The Capitol.

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bad dream 374 — 6 months ago(September 26, 2025 10:59 PM)

Stop lying, retard.

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bitchsurn — 6 months ago(September 26, 2025 11:02 PM)

Creepy Jim is out trolling for boys tonight.
Prove me wrong.

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bitchsurn — 6 months ago(September 26, 2025 11:32 PM)

"Friday Night Tykes" has a special significance for Creepy Jim Jordan.
Prove me wrong.

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bad dream 374 — 6 months ago(September 27, 2025 01:03 AM)

You and your butthurt lies are a fail.

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bitchsurn — 6 months ago(September 27, 2025 02:09 AM)

I wonder if Creepy Jim got a "date" tonight.