Most favorite thing he ever said?
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Chris Farley
QueenDagger2000 — 15 years ago(May 15, 2010 08:56 PM)
I don't think this has been done before, if so then it hasn't been done recently
So what is your most favorite thing Chris has ever said? It can be in a movie, SNL skit, personal interviewetc etc. =D
For me, it HAS to be: "That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ACE!" From the picture Billy Madison.
I don't know why but the way he says it seems so hilarious to me! It makes me chuckle each time! =P
I love you Chris! We will always remember and celebrate you through the great comedies you left for us!
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monkeydavis-1 — 15 years ago(May 29, 2010 07:58 PM)
everything in tommy boy was a gem, but my FAVORITE was the impromptu puppet show which ended in a model car being set on fire..
but you mentioning that billy madison line reminded me of "I'll turn this damn bus around!" -
noizyme — 15 years ago(October 23, 2010 07:24 PM)
I agree with monkeydavis-1everything in Tommy Boy is A+ material. I also particularly LOVE the Spanish Matt Foley motivational speaker sketch on SNL. "Dios Freaking Mio!" "I'm the bull, seehere I come a-snortin and a-fussin!" Classic pratfall humor from the master.
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missionbegins2011 — 15 years ago(October 18, 2010 03:56 AM)
For me "Why dont you get your own bottle." and then the antics that follow
from Almost Heroes when the old guy asks chris to have a drink
Funny as hell !! cant stop laughing even as i am writing this hahaha -
mountain_walrus — 15 years ago(December 18, 2010 07:53 PM)
"The point is how do you know the 'Guarantee Fairy' isn't a crazy glue sniffer? Building model airplanes he says. Well, we're not buying it. Next thing you know your house is broken into and you're daughter's knocked up. I've seen it a hundred times." Tommy Boy
And
"You can get a good luck at a T bone by sticking your head up your butcher's a$$ but wouldn't you rather take the bull's word for it? . . . Wait, it's gotta be your bull." Tommy Boy
I will say that Almost Hero's is one of his under rated movies. It's flipping hilarious.
Almost Heroes:
"The buffalo is near now."
Wow you can tell that from sniffing its droppings?
"No. I can see the heard over there."
Then why are you . . . . ?
"Mmmmmmmmmmm" -
MacheteDontText — 15 years ago(December 21, 2010 02:08 PM)
SNL: "Hey Kristy, you're so stupid, that when they were giving out brains, you thought they were saying trains, so you got on a train and went for a ride."
Oh god, when he said that i was nearly crying from laughter at his delivery of that.
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bonjovifan2000 — 15 years ago(February 15, 2011 09:28 AM)
^I saw that Gap Girls sketch on hulu last night! He was saying it to Sara Gilbert's Doughnut Hut character though. I couldn't stop laughing when he was saying that because it was so random and made absolutely no sense. When Chris was saying it, David Spade was looking at him, smiling and trying not to laugh.
Pretty much anything he said in Tommy Boy and the Matt Foley sketches are personal favorite of mine.
Tommy Boy highlights:
"Sinner." There's just something about the way he said it that makes it funny.
"Hey look boys and girls, it's Papa Smurf!"
"Fat guy in a little coatfat guy in a little coat!"
Matt Foley highlights:
"LIVIN' IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
"Hey, Dad! I can't see too good. Is that Bill Shakespeare over there?"
"Whoops-a-daisy, whoops-a-daisy. We'll have to clean that up later."
"Looks like Fido had a hand in this."
"You're using your paper not for writing, but for rolling doobies! You're gonna be doing a lot of doobie rolling when you're livin in a van down by the river!"
"You'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the riverwhen you're livin in a van down by the river!"
Gap Girls highlights:
"LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING! Heh-heh. Diet starts Monday!" -
jdml — 14 years ago(April 18, 2011 01:12 PM)
"I call this here fork Pittsburgh Nellie, a Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that would make you forget about that thing on her neck." Almost Heroes
And on SNL to Paul McCartney: "O-kay.. remember.. you remember when you were with The Beatles, and you were supposed to be dead, and, uh, there was all these clues, that, like, uh, you played some song backwards, and it'd say, like, 'Paul Is Dead', and, uh, everyone thought that you were dead? That was, um, a hoax, right?"
