Ever have any cool glitches in the matrix?

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Vlad. — 8 months ago(July 11, 2025 06:36 PM)

Sometimes when I enter a store, everyone stares at me and stops talking. Women and some men will orgasm spontaneously and uncontrollably. It’s so odd.
Stop.

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-- wot -- — 8 months ago(July 11, 2025 06:57 PM)

sometimes when in the store, a weirdly buff midget will enter and for some reason me and most of the other women orgasm spontaneously and uncontrollably, it's so hot.

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Vlad. — 8 months ago(July 11, 2025 10:59 PM)

Where do you shop?
Stop.

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/.ㅤ — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 01:54 AM)

Woke up one night to Andre Rieu ****ing me in the ass.
My password is password.

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Jizz Hornkamp — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 09:02 AM)

He inserted his violin bow in mine
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.
Wildmanwizard

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/.ㅤ — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 08:39 AM)

When Prince died I had heard a song of his on the radio less than 3 weeks earlier.
My password is password.

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Aph the cat whisperer — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 10:19 AM)

My daughter has two white lunch boxes here and I always wondered why she had two of thw same one and the other day she when she was here she didn't have a tub for some leftovers and I mentioned that she had her two lunch boxes here and she was like wdym two so I was like the two white ones with the bamboo lids and she looked at me so confused. No idea where the other one came from but it exists ‍️