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Rocketman — 9 months ago(June 23, 2025 11:01 PM)

Steve Lake was found lurking behind a dumpster in the East Village with a bag of cat food being funneled into his rectum while loudly going “pspspsps”.
Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

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/.ㅤ — 9 months ago(June 23, 2025 11:02 PM)

^^first to report this
My password is password.

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CorNelley — 9 months ago(June 23, 2025 11:04 PM)

Could not happen to a nicer guy!

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HollyJollyHanukka — 9 months ago(June 23, 2025 11:06 PM)

No. He’s been on a drunken bender for going on 5 weeks. Just put him on block. Sooner or later the police will pick him up and have him put on a 72 hour psych hold at Belleview.
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/.ㅤ — 9 months ago(June 24, 2025 06:09 PM)

How is this news if he does this every day?
My password is password.

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sheetsadam1 — 9 months ago(June 24, 2025 06:25 PM)

He's gonna be completely off the rails tonight if Mandani wins
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soapbox original gangster — 9 months ago(June 24, 2025 08:07 PM)

in the East Village
he comes across as strictly outer borough material. and if he ever did venture into the Village, he would find himself pretty quickly on the business-end of a Lesbian Pink mafia reverse cowgirl,
@ Sophieglitch
to confirm this position's lethality