Introduce yourself
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Rocketman β 11 months ago(April 12, 2025 02:06 AM)
Iβm Rocketman. I am originally from Bermuda, I work as a freelance translator. Iβm here to get as many nudes as possible.
Iβd like to thank all of the contributors. Youβre all very appreciated.
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βΒ³βxΒ² β 11 months ago(April 13, 2025 11:46 PM)
Who said I'm bald Ricky?
I mean I would be cool with it if I was, but I've got a mane and so you're just trying to categorise me into a pigeonhole and treat me as you see fit
That's not very drip
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βΒ³βxΒ² β 11 months ago(April 13, 2025 11:53 PM)
I'll take old, fat (Yes, eating British food again does that), tired and grumpy.
I may take bald in the future, and I'll update you if and when that happens
Ugly isn't my thing. I'm not saying that I'm The Corrs or anything, but I do get unwanted attention from attractive people who should be spending their time on others and making the world tick over again.
But enough about me! You're young, dumb and full of come. What's your future look like?
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Ricky Grant β 11 months ago(April 13, 2025 11:57 PM)
Iβm happy just vaping and sniffing glue for now and I hope it lasts forever. Bobby says that one day Iβll be like him and enjoy going to museums and taking pleasure in the simple things like Doctor Who, cooked breakfasts out and best butter againβ¦but I hope not.
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βΒ³βxΒ² β 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:03 AM)
Just watch yourself around them women folk Ricky
They're a wily bunch and don't know what they want but can sure deflect your attentions when needed
Vaping and glue should be enough for now.
I'd recommend doing mushrooms come August and maybe some acid over the Summer
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Ricky Grant β 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:07 AM)
So if say we were down the railway tracks, me and my mates and some females came over and asked to join in, what do we do?
Iβd ask Bobby but he always scares his off by ringing them up and staying silent listening to them. -
βΒ³βxΒ² β 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:10 AM)
Just hang out and enjoy their company Ricky. They came looking for you and so give them the show that they want
Just make sure you've got something to do afterwards. Something more important than them.
That will keep them on their toes and wanting to be the thing that you should be doing.
Simple as that
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β 11 months ago(April 12, 2025 01:29 AM)
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 