Introduce yourself
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∂³∑x² — 11 months ago(April 13, 2025 11:53 PM)
I'll take old, fat (Yes, eating British food again does that), tired and grumpy.
I may take bald in the future, and I'll update you if and when that happens
Ugly isn't my thing. I'm not saying that I'm The Corrs or anything, but I do get unwanted attention from attractive people who should be spending their time on others and making the world tick over again.
But enough about me! You're young, dumb and full of come. What's your future look like?
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Ricky Grant — 11 months ago(April 13, 2025 11:57 PM)
I’m happy just vaping and sniffing glue for now and I hope it lasts forever. Bobby says that one day I’ll be like him and enjoy going to museums and taking pleasure in the simple things like Doctor Who, cooked breakfasts out and best butter again…but I hope not.
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∂³∑x² — 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:03 AM)
Just watch yourself around them women folk Ricky
They're a wily bunch and don't know what they want but can sure deflect your attentions when needed
Vaping and glue should be enough for now.
I'd recommend doing mushrooms come August and maybe some acid over the Summer
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Ricky Grant — 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:07 AM)
So if say we were down the railway tracks, me and my mates and some females came over and asked to join in, what do we do?
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∂³∑x² — 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:10 AM)
Just hang out and enjoy their company Ricky. They came looking for you and so give them the show that they want
Just make sure you've got something to do afterwards. Something more important than them.
That will keep them on their toes and wanting to be the thing that you should be doing.
Simple as that
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Ricky Grant — 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:16 AM)
I just hope that I don’t feel the need to ring them up and stay silent…or look at them in secret through the window of their houses. I am Bobby’s spawn so it might be something that I end up doing myself at some point.
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∂³∑x² — 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:19 AM)
Ah yes, I remember Bobby seeing that woman doing that thing with that man.
He seemed quite upset about the whole thing.
I don't know why
Best if you figure out the nature/nurture thing Ricky and stop that from being who you might become
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∂³∑x² — 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:24 AM)
He didn't tell me about any odyssey Ricky
But matter of the heart are dangerous territory and so I don't press on them.
I'm just happy that there aren't children around. They always mess up a social dynamic
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Ricky Grant — 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:28 AM)
Well he went to her house and she wasn’t there (or wasn’t answering the door) so then he walked around Bobbytown all night and ended up in this little cafe drinking pot of tea after pot of tea with this stern looking man. Anyway me and Bobbinia were woken up by shouting during the early hours and we saw Bobby shouting at thin air telling it not to throw eggs at this house where some woke student geeks live! It was very funny, oooo it WAS comical.
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∂³∑x² — 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:33 AM)
Ricky Grant said...
Well he went to her house and she wasn’t there (or wasn’t answering the door) so then he walked around Bobbytown all night and ended up in this little cafe drinking pot of tea after pot of tea with this stern looking man. Anyway me and Bobbinia were woken up by shouting during the early hours and we saw Bobby shouting at thin air telling it not to throw eggs at this house where some woke student geeks live! It was very funny, oooo it WAS comical.
Yeah Bobby told me about that part Ricky. He gave them some vouchers for Christmas by way of making up for it (Without letting them know it was him and that Scottish guy throwing eggs at their house).
I told him that they pay rent and probably don't even know what goes on around them but he felt quite bad about the whole thing and insisted on doing something to make them feel better.
A different girl is all Bobby needs. A different girl and to not think about that last one should make it all better
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Ricky Grant — 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:36 AM)
∂³∑x² said...
Yeah Bobby told me about that part Ricky. He gave them some vouchers for Christmas by way of making up for it (Without letting them know it was him and that Scottish guy throwing eggs at their house).
I told him that they pay rent and probably don't even know what goes on around them but he felt quite bad about the whole thing and insisted on doing something to make them feel better.
A different girl is all Bobby needs. A different girl and to not think about that last one should make it all better
Yes it was some Next vouchers wasn’t it. I bet that they bought poncy underwear with it!
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∂³∑x² — 11 months ago(April 14, 2025 12:40 AM)
Ricky Grant said...
Yes it was some Next vouchers wasn’t it. I bet that they bought poncy underwear with it!
I notice that I never see THEM down at the railway tracks!
Well they're students Ricky. Students don't hang around train tracks
If they're good students they probably don't even leave the house very often
You want college girls Ricky
Hair and make-up, astrology, dog walkers and that kind of stuff
Leave the philosophers to figure out that they are just a character in someone else's story and get angry about it
But maybe try and pull a couple of their friends before they figure it all out
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azn_2 — 11 months ago(April 13, 2025 11:39 PM)
What's funny is no one would ever introduce themselves to you irl. They wouldn't even look at you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior