I want to be a man because Elon musk
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Uncreative — 1 year ago(February 03, 2025 03:21 PM)
You're going about this the wrong way. He wants fertile wombs to carry an army of children for him. Offer up yours. That'll be your ticket to get in close.
Put your hair up in a bun and have one of those chopstick things in it. We'll slip you one with a hidden knife inside. When he reaches the moment of orgasm he'll be too distracted to notice anything else this is your chance to strike. Unsheathe the knife and shove it all the way into his neck.
With any luck you'll be carrying his final child just like you wanted. The rest of us will never have to hear about him again. -
5f0aa31257660a75f031b45a44afc25f — 1 year ago(February 03, 2025 04:06 PM)
lol, reminds me of the time when me and my sister used to play this game. I never had any friends so always just stayed on my own mostly, but she would sometimes go for sleepovers and have pizza. When she came home she'd let me play a game the next day where I would sniff her ass and guess which toppings she had.