What would you do if Holly knocked on your door??
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anxietyresister — 19 years ago(January 25, 2007 09:05 AM)
I would say in an unbelievably shrill voice OOOHH I LOVED YOU IN NEIGHBOURS/ DEAD OR ALIVE/ THAT CRAPPY NATIONAL LAMPOONS MOVIE!! When her face contorted to a sickly grin, I would quickly add NOT! Before slamming the door on her face and hopefully ruining her 3000 dollar nose job. Then I'd rush up the stairs to pour a nic5b4e bucket of ice cold water over her which I'd prepared earlier. I would then point and laugh at her as she trudged over to her posh car with her tail between her legs. Any extra questions, class?
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destroyerwod — 19 years ago(February 14, 2007 03:07 PM)
welcome her like i would do to any stranger then show her my big DOA movie poster that do nearly all my wall(its huge) then would do my best to make her like me and have sex with her of course(face it, she is damn hot) but would be all civilised.
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Serpentsminion — 18 years ago(June 19, 2007 02:08 PM)
hmmmmmmm let's see. Smokin hot girl knocking at my door out of nowhere
Yeah, first I'd glance around for any unmarked vehicle or person in a tree with a camera before I simply said "Hisoah. whatever this joke is, will it get me on TV?"
"So tell me, What's become of my ship?!." -
frankzappayay — 18 years ago(September 10, 2007 12:51 AM)
I'd say, "LOLZ HOLI VALICE!!!!! I REED ABOWT U ON TEH INTERNET ALL THE TIEM!! YOU ARE SOOOO HOT LOLOLOLZ". Then she would give me a disgusted look, and I'd say, "HEY BABI DONT B LIEK THAT! WHAY DONT WE HAVE SUM SEX HAHAHAHLOLZLOZLOZL", and then she would punch me in the balls and tell me that she hopes I die, but first, she needs to use my toilet. So I'd let her inside to use the toilet, and I would listen at the door, for plopping noises.
Then she would come out and give me a big smile, and she says, "Sorry about being mean to you earlier, you see, there are so many sad losers who read about me on the internet, and I find it really creepy. I just thought you where like them". Then I'd say, "WOW LOL WUT MADE U CHANGE UR MIND?!?!", to which she replies, "I didn't. But you wear that Axe/Lynx deodorant, and now I can't help but tear your clothes off and ride you like an outta control harley". "BOW CHAKA BOWW WOWWW LOLZOLOLOL", I say, humourously, to which she replies, "stfu dork, now5b4 get undressed". So we get undressed, and rush into my bedroom, where I bang her into next week. Then the next day, she has to go, so I wave goodbye and watch her hot ass as she is walking down the street. And then a huge pre-historic bird comes flying along and picks her up and takes her away, into space, where she can't breath, and she dies. And so does the bird.
Its a very sad story.
Although, luckily, the next day, Jessica Alba knocks on my door