What would you do if Holly knocked on your door??
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Serpentsminion — 18 years ago(June 19, 2007 02:08 PM)
hmmmmmmm let's see. Smokin hot girl knocking at my door out of nowhere
Yeah, first I'd glance around for any unmarked vehicle or person in a tree with a camera before I simply said "Hisoah. whatever this joke is, will it get me on TV?"
"So tell me, What's become of my ship?!." -
frankzappayay — 18 years ago(September 10, 2007 12:51 AM)
I'd say, "LOLZ HOLI VALICE!!!!! I REED ABOWT U ON TEH INTERNET ALL THE TIEM!! YOU ARE SOOOO HOT LOLOLOLZ". Then she would give me a disgusted look, and I'd say, "HEY BABI DONT B LIEK THAT! WHAY DONT WE HAVE SUM SEX HAHAHAHLOLZLOZLOZL", and then she would punch me in the balls and tell me that she hopes I die, but first, she needs to use my toilet. So I'd let her inside to use the toilet, and I would listen at the door, for plopping noises.
Then she would come out and give me a big smile, and she says, "Sorry about being mean to you earlier, you see, there are so many sad losers who read about me on the internet, and I find it really creepy. I just thought you where like them". Then I'd say, "WOW LOL WUT MADE U CHANGE UR MIND?!?!", to which she replies, "I didn't. But you wear that Axe/Lynx deodorant, and now I can't help but tear your clothes off and ride you like an outta control harley". "BOW CHAKA BOWW WOWWW LOLZOLOLOL", I say, humourously, to which she replies, "stfu dork, now5b4 get undressed". So we get undressed, and rush into my bedroom, where I bang her into next week. Then the next day, she has to go, so I wave goodbye and watch her hot ass as she is walking down the street. And then a huge pre-historic bird comes flying along and picks her up and takes her away, into space, where she can't breath, and she dies. And so does the bird.
Its a very sad story.
Although, luckily, the next day, Jessica Alba knocks on my door -
OMERZEN — 17 years ago(May 21, 2008 06:28 AM)
-hi, aren't you Holly Valance
I know you from Prison Break, DOA, and your music Kiss Kiss, Down Boy.. etc..
are you looking for Tarkan? Well he is not here :))))
-[Kiss-Kiss]
-[Kiss-Kiss]
-bye
Ps: I'm Turkish and here is Turkey :)))) -