I get it if you were in a public space with children around, but he was in an
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jerk-chicken-blog — 9 years ago(October 24, 2016 06:32 PM)
Your level of ignorance on this subject is kind of entertaining, if you weren't so damn sure of yourself and angry at the same time. Please stop dictating to others what is correct when you have no idea.
Yes, they have staff that come in and clean up, exactly for the reason that there's jizz on everything. If you were a little more educated or at least well read this might become apparent to you.
Likewise, the police aren't called. They come normally whenever they are trying to make quotas. They are bad for business, so if the owner has a good relationship with them, they come less often, otherwise they come and make lots of trouble. They don't need to be called, that's what the vice squad does in any police force, prostitution, minor drug busts, peep shows and gay bars.
Whether the other poster patronizes movie theaters has nothing to do with the point he's making. If he has the information is all that's necessary for him to make a point. I've never been to one of those theaters, but I'm not above going if I thought it would work for me. It's not my thing (and I wouldn't even know where to find one) but it wouldn't make me a better or worse person either way.
I can read though, and there's a lot you can learn by reading on the subject. That goes for working in the sex-trade as well as vice.
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eddiewinehosen — 11 years ago(June 24, 2014 05:45 AM)
What color are they? The panties you have in a bunch.
First of, what's the beep point of watching porn unless it's to be aroused and yes, masturbate? What if he had tissue paper and didn't make a mess on the floor or seat? Is it ok to fap then? Do you think people go to these places and watch porn for the superb acting, lighting, excellent direction and photography? I myself don't get why there is even a market for Adult Theaters anymore with the internet around but that's another question.
Secondly, if I'm anywhere except like at a playground with my nieces or nephews I talk however the beep I want. As long as I don't say anything that's directly offending to a specific person like a racial slur or something similar then I don't care especially if I sit in a bar drinking with my friends. If the owner think our language isn't appropriate then by all means he's free to ask us to leave but damn if I care what someone at the next table thinks. They shouldn't be listening in on what we are talking about anyway!
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lukejbarnett — 4 years ago(February 11, 2022 09:55 AM)
yeah i mean you didn't go to the theater to watch person have sex. now if it was at a swinger's club then yes you are going to get people having sex in public but at a movie theater you didn't pay for this.
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Samurai_Joe_Marshall — 12 years ago(December 20, 2013 09:15 PM)
Jacking off in a porn theatre is unheard of and horrible! Everybody knows that the folks watching "Anal Teen Tranny Bearsluts 15" is only there to admire the movie (Clitty Cockenstein delivered an EXCELLENT performance in that one, btw. The way he presented himself during the fake "interview" really made me feel like I was in his shoes. I mean, it's haunting when you see just how far some people are willing to go to get a job. It's an interesting take on the rising unemployment rates. Is this where our country will end up? I shudder at the though. Kudos to you, Assfilmers Inc., for giving us such a profound piece of art.)
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Noufa — 12 years ago(February 26, 2014 12:29 PM)
All moral & health concerns aside, I'm amazed that adult theaters even exist in the age of the internet.
I wonder if this is a generational thing? Older guys are used to wanking in the theater. Theaters were the primary channel of porn distribution before VHS. So theater patrons return to the setting to relive that initial thrill.
It's not entirely crazy. I have heard that our first sexual climaxes make a powerful imprint on our mind. So much so that we seek to replicate them for the rest of our lives. -
SampanMassacre — 11 years ago(November 10, 2014 11:50 AM)
that's dumb. same lame excuse people made for pee wee.
just because it's an adult theater doesn't mean you should spill your junk in the aisle. it's a public place, not a PUBIC place. and for a celebrity to do this is just insane and stupid. -
jerk-chicken-blog — 9 years ago(October 24, 2016 06:42 PM)
It's not a dumb excuse. It's what they are for you dimwit.
In the days before video tape, most people didn't have much chance to play 8mm films, which is the only way porn could be distributed. So if you wanted to see porn, you had magazines or theaters - that was it. If you were a true pervert you had 8mm films, but really, no one had those - they were far rarer than magazines.
After tape came out, the porn industry boomed and people could have porn video at home really for the first time. The theaters kind of died off except for the odd hold outs like this one apparently. Now they aren't the main distribution channel, people go just so they can get involved with other people, or for the novelty.
Theater owners and managers know what the industry is, what service they're providing. There's really no point in them otherwise. People jerk it there, women do too from time to time. If you want to get turned on, why pay the fee and drive to the place when you can watch porn on your phone in seconds?
Just because you aren't aware this is what happens doesn't mean it changes what happens or why. You have the right to be disgusted by it, fine. I'm disgusted by war, but I don't go around saying it doesn't occur. If you don't like it, find a way to put a stop to it. Saying it's not happening or that the place isn't for that is ludicrous. -
lukejbarnett — 4 years ago(February 11, 2022 09:51 AM)
that is exactly what i just put in a thread on here. everyone there is 18 or older and everyone there is there to watch an adult movie and if there is one place that doing a sex act in public would be appropriate it would be an adult theater.
but then again do you want to see a 72 year old man having sex in front of you?
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I love hutch — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 12:02 AM)
That was a good one, too. The scene at the soup kitchen with Joyce Van Patten as a well-meaning nun was hilarious.
I also am a fan of Antionette Bowers, who played the nasty wife.
"My life is over. I might as well dance with Johnny Slash!" -
Rising to the top — 4 years ago(February 11, 2022 10:17 AM)
lol I remember this. Fred Willard whipped it out and was trying to find some action in an adult movie theater. He was trying to get another man to blow him. Ewwww. The nasty old ****** ****!
Paul Reubens did the same thing, but I love that motherfucker. He's funny as ****. I don't care if he's afflicted with "the ghey." -
Woodyanders — 4 years ago(February 11, 2022 02:14 PM)
I know this famous comic actor name of Fred
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He should have jerked off at home in bed instead
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.