Wait, how does someone get caught doing this?
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Willie_B_Hardigan — 13 years ago(July 20, 2012 01:41 AM)
You know what would have made more sense is if an employee or some other moviegoer caught Willard masturbating in the theater and decided to call the police, not having undercove7ecr cops stake out the place looking for people publicly pleasuring themselves (in an adult theater, I might add).
The guy was probably just looking for some excitement in his life, but just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
It makes me wonder if his wife isn't up to the challenge anymore. At least we know Willard is still sexually active at 70-something. Good for him! -
billnadsley — 13 years ago(July 20, 2012 07:55 AM)
I'm not sure what you mean by that why is it a silly question? I've never been to one, or even been in one, so I may very well have an incorrect picture of an adult theater.
Would you mind filling us all in, if you have experience, as to what image we're supposed to have? Not being a jerk, just curious.
Though to be perfectly honest, my original post WAS meant to be a bit of a sarcastic statement, not to be taken too seriously. -
lkroger — 13 years ago(July 24, 2012 06:21 PM)
The police have a specially trained dog which is used for a preliminary screening. When they raid a place, they tell everyone to stay in their seats. Then the dog goes through the theater, sniffing the crotch of each patron and the back of the head of the guy sitting in front of him. If the dog barks, the police take a DNA swab and check for a genetic match. Can't argue with science.
The ACLU has questioned whether this tactic constitutes a search without consent or authorization; however the courts have thus far turned back objections through the legal principle of the "clean hands doctrine". Seems that practioners of public onanism do not have clean hands. I speak metaphorically of course. -
brefane — 13 years ago(July 28, 2012 12:03 PM)
Did someone call the police and make a complaint? Seems unlikely.
It makes me wonder why public tax funded libraries allow people to watch internet porn, accomadate them by putting blockers around the computor so no one else can see!! and were concerned about what Fred Willard is doing in an adult thetaer ???? -
TheFatDruidofNacyl — 13 years ago(August 25, 2012 02:09 PM)
I am curious is if there is any guys that go to these theaters that are not yanking it. Is there any guys out there that watch porn for the story?
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