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The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(April 14, 2021 07:11 AM)
Get woke, go broke, honey.
Aaron Spelling is from another time. A time when we knew that the vast majority of men and women are two opposite ends of a spectrum, with only a small percentage occupying the space in between.
His material is gritty and explores challenging, inconvenient issues. Expect Miss Monicahpenny to be doing the ironing in the next scene while a drunk Vlond staggers home late from a bar and starts abusing her because his macaroni and cheese dried out in the oven.
Now, fetch me a sandwich so I don't go hungry while I watch you do the laundry.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish -
CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(April 14, 2021 07:10 PM)
We're all on the humanity spectrum, darlin'.
The Bond character could be male with a woman playing him. She could put her hair up in a hat (or cut it short, but I won't be doing that - maybe Bond could have long hair), wear baggy shirts to hide her boobs and put a sock in her pants for a Bond Bulge. There's no rule that says women play female characters and men play male characters.
I will make you a delicious ham and cyanide sandwich. Bon appétit. -
The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 05:49 AM)
A woman can't become a man, sweetheart. What do you think this is, the 21st century or something?
Don't worry about the sandwich. I don't really like ham.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
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The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 07:21 AM)
Because you didn't ask. Now that you have, coming right up!
BTW, I'm the chef in my house, so the sandwich jokes are just that - jokes.
I could do with a shirt ironed though, if you don't mind. Thank you.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish -
The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 07:37 AM)
Make sure you do it right. Be firm and then let the iron flow. If you're too gentle, you'll just generate more creases.
Actually, give me the iron, will you. It's a tool. It's a man's thing. Just go and be pretty somewhere, please. Thank you.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish -
CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 08:42 PM)
hits you with an iron Says (with a British accent): "Just ironing out some details."
hits you with an iron Says (with a British accent): "A woman's work is never done."
hits you with an iron Says (with a British accent): "I always make sure to get rid of every wrinkle - even the small ones." -
The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 09:08 PM)
CrystalRaindrops said...
Thanks. Sorry your face is about to have the indent of my skull-shaped ring on it. smacks you with the back of my hand
If you slapped me with the back of your hand you'd break it.
You seriously don't know who you're ****ing with. I'm not messing about here. It's beyond any agreement. I'm going to find you. I'm going to call at your door and call you out into the street. When you refuse to step outside like a real woman everyone will know you're a complete pussy.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish -
CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 09:16 PM)
The Ghost of FFS said...
If you slapped me with the back of your hand you'd break it.
You seriously don't know who you're fucking with. I'm not messing about here. It's beyond any agreement. I'm going to find you. I'm going to call at your door and call you out into the street. When you refuse to step outside like a real woman everyone will know you're a complete pussy.
At least you admit I could break your face with my hand.
When you purposely call for me on the wrong street just to get out of getting your ass kicked, everyone will know you're a complete pussy. -
The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 09:19 PM)
CrystalRaindrops said...
At least you admit I could break your face with my hand.
When you purposely call for me on the wrong street just to get out of getting your ass kicked, everyone will know you're a complete pussy.
PM me your address so you can't hide.
I promise if you do that, I won't also beat up your grandmother.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish -
CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 09:28 PM)
The Ghost of FFS said...
PM me your address so you can't hide.
I promise if you do that, I won't also beat up your grandmother.
You got it, marshmallow. Don't forget the GPS. Normally that stands for Global Positioning System, but in your case, it will stand for Gargantuan Pants Shitting.