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The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 05:49 AM)
A woman can't become a man, sweetheart. What do you think this is, the 21st century or something?
Don't worry about the sandwich. I don't really like ham.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish -
The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 07:21 AM)
Because you didn't ask. Now that you have, coming right up!
BTW, I'm the chef in my house, so the sandwich jokes are just that - jokes.
I could do with a shirt ironed though, if you don't mind. Thank you.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish -
The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 07:37 AM)
Make sure you do it right. Be firm and then let the iron flow. If you're too gentle, you'll just generate more creases.
Actually, give me the iron, will you. It's a tool. It's a man's thing. Just go and be pretty somewhere, please. Thank you.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish -
CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 08:42 PM)
hits you with an iron Says (with a British accent): "Just ironing out some details."
hits you with an iron Says (with a British accent): "A woman's work is never done."
hits you with an iron Says (with a British accent): "I always make sure to get rid of every wrinkle - even the small ones." -
The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 09:08 PM)
CrystalRaindrops said...
Thanks. Sorry your face is about to have the indent of my skull-shaped ring on it. smacks you with the back of my hand
If you slapped me with the back of your hand you'd break it.
You seriously don't know who you're ****ing with. I'm not messing about here. It's beyond any agreement. I'm going to find you. I'm going to call at your door and call you out into the street. When you refuse to step outside like a real woman everyone will know you're a complete pussy.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish -
CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 09:16 PM)
The Ghost of FFS said...
If you slapped me with the back of your hand you'd break it.
You seriously don't know who you're fucking with. I'm not messing about here. It's beyond any agreement. I'm going to find you. I'm going to call at your door and call you out into the street. When you refuse to step outside like a real woman everyone will know you're a complete pussy.
At least you admit I could break your face with my hand.
When you purposely call for me on the wrong street just to get out of getting your ass kicked, everyone will know you're a complete pussy. -
The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 09:19 PM)
CrystalRaindrops said...
At least you admit I could break your face with my hand.
When you purposely call for me on the wrong street just to get out of getting your ass kicked, everyone will know you're a complete pussy.
PM me your address so you can't hide.
I promise if you do that, I won't also beat up your grandmother.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish -
CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 09:28 PM)
The Ghost of FFS said...
PM me your address so you can't hide.
I promise if you do that, I won't also beat up your grandmother.
You got it, marshmallow. Don't forget the GPS. Normally that stands for Global Positioning System, but in your case, it will stand for Gargantuan Pants Shitting. -
The Ghost of FFS — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 09:31 PM)
CrystalRaindrops said...
You got it, marshmallow. Don't forget the GPS. Normally that stands for Global Positioning System, but in your case, it will stand for Gargantuan Pants Shitting.
You know what? You really do have a big mouth. Keep it open, I dare you.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish -
CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(April 15, 2021 09:42 PM)
The Ghost of FFS said...
You know what? You really do have a big mouth. Keep it open, I dare you.
Sounds like my mouth scares you. Maybe I'll just keep it open all night. Let me know when it gets to be too much for you. I might be merciful. -
