I'm working on an adult themed reeboot of Home Alone
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./ — 2 years ago(February 04, 2024 06:03 PM)
Myrone walks in and sees that Tyrone is now a chrome dome.
"Bro, what happened to you? Why the Michael Jordan* look?"
"Ahhhhhhh!" Tyrone screams holding up his arm showing how he now has a missing hand.
"Bro. We gotta get you to a hospital. But first I gotta eat something. I is so hungry! Lets me checks da fridge."
When M goes to open up the fridge and leans down to see what is in there "Kevin rigged Govt. issued spray cans of cheese to cover M with it.
Then out of nowhere come tons of rats attracted to the cheese who cover up M and partially eat his face off!
*Or another famous bald black man of the times. -
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./ — 2 years ago(February 04, 2024 06:20 PM)
Now you're talking!
Casting couch?
Pshaw!
We are going to have a casting bed!
If it is a MFM audition, no homo though.
In the orig. white HA Kevin used a BB gun.
Not in this one when "Kevin" finds his mom's real gun and blows out their kneecaps! -
-- wot -- — 2 years ago(February 04, 2024 06:23 PM)
no homo though
When we are double teaming the next Scarlett Johansson, I will allow 2 single bro fist bumps with full eye contact. Other than that we just stick to our chosen orifices and focus on that.
Nah his mon is a crack whore she has no interest in guns, how about Kevin knows where his jailed father hid a gun in the shed or something.