It Follows
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Figaro — 6 years ago(August 31, 2019 03:34 AM)
She lives around the Wasington square patk area. I think the same building as John Malkowich. Anyway last Summer I passed her on the Street. She is so Beautiful.
I ****ed up. I was staring at her face but because she was wearing leggings my gaze went downwards to look at her glorious camel toe.
When I did that, it was like a Nuke went off downtown. She looked at me with so much disgust and contempt I almost made a citizens arrest of myself.
Terrible shame I felt the rest of the night. -
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 