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    Negasonic_WoodChipper_Warhead — 9 years ago(December 29, 2016 11:21 AM)

    This is a really great bad movie! Watching it now on YouTube. It has an out of work mall Santa, blonde bimbos, witches, Nazis, the occult, nudity, the occasional murder and one evil elfyep, just one, even though the movie is called Elves. Worth checking out.
    Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

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      masterofallgoons — 9 years ago(December 29, 2016 12:26 PM)

      You forgot to mention that there was also incest and that the out of work mall Santa was motherf-cking Grizzly Adams himself.
      It's genuinely awful but in the best way. Good fun.

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        Negasonic_WoodChipper_Warhead — 9 years ago(December 29, 2016 01:11 PM)

        I also left out the part about the cat drowning in the toilet and that the elf looks like it cost $5.99 to make.
        Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

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          masterofallgoons — 9 years ago(December 29, 2016 01:58 PM)

          Do you think it was made for the movie? Because it sort of looked like something that was just picked up at a sh-tty halloween shop. It's a puppet that can't be maneuvered. It has one facial expression and that's to just have its stupid mouth and eyes wide open. It's completely absurd.
          Ha the cat part was hilarious, and the scene where they reveal the incest angle seemed like a reference to Chinatown, which is just all sorts of absurd.

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            ZeroCharisma — 9 years ago(December 29, 2016 04:44 PM)

            I think there's an interview out there with someone involved that implied the elf taxed the F/X artist's abilities greatly. Like, he'd done prosthetic makeup or something and that's it. Too bad. In any case, it's a hilarious monster.

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              Negasonic_WoodChipper_Warhead — 9 years ago(December 30, 2016 06:35 AM)

              Are you supposed to burst out laughing everytime the elf is shown, sporting the exact same "Duh Face"because I did!
              Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

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                dolemitesdick — 9 years ago(December 29, 2016 06:43 PM)

                And he smokes non stop, even when brushing his teeth
                http://zedzeek.com/
                New Album Out

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                  Negasonic_WoodChipper_Warhead — 9 years ago(December 30, 2016 06:36 AM)

                  That's the sign of a real man!
                  Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

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