Fools and Horses
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 12:09 AM)
Noel was always just something on in the background for me. I don't think I ever sat down to watch it and I hated Mr Blobby. But it had a big following, I thought some people here might pick it out of the bunch
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 12:41 AM)
Well I
think
that he would
want
to go for Only Fools and Horses, but he won’t because that’s what I went for and he won’t want to choose the same one as me. It’s a tough one…..I think maybe he’ll go for that daytime Enders episode which gave us cosy Christmas Day frolics with the residents of Albert Square before we got to the big drama at night time.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 12:51 AM)
∂³∑x² said...
It would be a nice spread to get every show at least one vote Bobby
I see that Jim’ll Fix It has two votes. Would it not be possible to launch a similar show that’s not connected to that vile fiend? Perhaps with you and I hosting it. I bet there’s a market for it.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 12:59 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I see that Jim’ll Fix It has two votes. Would it not be possible to launch a similar show that’s not connected to that vile fiend? Perhaps with you and I hosting it. I bet there’s a market for it.
I don't think anyone could touch a show like Jim'll Fix It again Bobby
Someone like Richard Osman or Nick Frost could do something similar but it would have to be completely different
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 01:05 AM)
∂³∑x² said...
I don't think anyone could touch a show like Jim'll Fix It again Bobby
Someone like Richard Osman or Nick Frost could do something similar but it would have to be completely different
Why should they host it and not us two?! What makes them so much better?!!
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 01:09 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Why should they host it and not us two?! What makes them so much better?!!
I don't tend to kick around with children Bobby
I've nothing against them, they just take up a lot of time and attention and would be better suited to someone who has either for them
You can do it all by yourself. There would be a bigger budget if there was only one person helping the children
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 01:28 AM)
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I don't tend to kick around with children Bobby
I've nothing against them, they just take up a lot of time and attention and would be better suited to someone who has either for them
You can do it all by yourself. There would be a bigger budget if there was only one person helping the children
I don’t want to do it on my own, I get anxiety. How about we do the show for adults instead. Adults are like big children anyway and they also would love wishes granted.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 01:32 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I don’t want to do it on my own, I get anxiety. How about we do the show for adults instead. Adults are like big children anyway and they also would love wishes granted.
Yeah, we could grant adults their wishes and have some fun with that Bobby
It also takes it away from the Savile thing and makes it a whole new show.
We could work with adults with vulnerabilities like the ones you work with in real life
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 03:07 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
Yeah, we could grant adults their wishes and have some fun with that Bobby
It also takes it away from the Savile thing and makes it a whole new show.
We could work with adults with vulnerabilities like the ones you work with in real life
That sounds like a fantastic idea!!
We can fix it for adults with vulnerabilities and also adults who have been through a really tough time of it of late. We can give them something nice to put a spring in their steps.
We start off with a big sob story like ‘my canal boat blew up with everyone who I loved on board’ and then the next bit could be us arranging a fun day out for that person at Alton Towers!
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 03:10 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
That sounds like a fantastic idea!!
We can fix it for adults with vulnerabilities and also adults who have been through a really tough time of it of late. We can give them something nice to put a spring in their steps.
We start off with a big sob story like ‘my canal boat blew up with everyone who I loved on board’ and then the next bit could be us arranging a fun day out for that person at Alton Towers!
Canal boat is good but just off the mark for the sensitive culture we live in these days Bobby.
I'd prefer something like "I'm the child of a Rwandan refugee from the winning side of that genocide and I'd really like to meet the new Doctor Who"
Think of the joy and cultural barriers we can break down with something like that Bobby
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 03:16 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
Canal boat is good but just off the mark for the sensitive culture we live in these days Bobby.
I'd prefer something like "I'm the child of a Rwandan refugee from the winning side of that genocide and I'd really like to meet the new Doctor Who"
Think of the joy and cultural barriers we can break down with something like that Bobby
Do they get to go on adventure together or would it just be a meet and greet in a Costa Coffee or somewhere like that?
I’m just thinking about cost, you see.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 03:21 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Do they get to go on adventure together or would it just be a meet and greet in a Costa Coffee or somewhere like that?
I’m just thinking about cost, you see.
I think they both should be very happy with a Wimpy and a can of pop Bobby
I mean they've each travelled further than most people in the UK ever will and so why not enjoy the homestead?
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 07:34 PM)
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I think they both should be very happy with a Wimpy and a can of pop Bobby
I mean they've each travelled further than most people in the UK ever will and so why not enjoy the homestead?
We could just do it live in the studio! That would be special without costing an arm and a leg. We could even get some old Dalek prop to come on going ‘exterminate exterminate’ and Shooty can hand the lad his sonic screwdriver and say ‘point it at the Dalek and press this button here’. The Dalek would then explode (very mildly), the audience would cheer and the boy would be well chuffed.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 07:38 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
We could just do it live in the studio! That would be special without costing an arm and a leg. We could even get some old Dalek prop to come on going ‘exterminate exterminate’ and Shooty can hand the lad his sonic screwdriver and say ‘point it at the Dalek and press this button here’. The Dalek would then explode (very mildly), the audience would cheer and the boy would be well chuffed.
I do love that idea Bobby but Shooty has yet to see a Dalek in his time as The Doctor
That would be like having Doctor Jodie kiss River Song. It just wouldn't make sense
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 07:45 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
I do love that idea Bobby but Shooty has yet to see a Dalek in his time as The Doctor
That would be like having Doctor Jodie kiss River Song. It just wouldn't make sense
I can’t even remember any of Shooty’s villains though oh wait yeah I do….we could get that trannie to play the Maestro! They will do it for free too because it’s vulnerable people.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 07:51 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I can’t even remember any of Shooty’s villains though oh wait yeah I do….we could get that trannie to play the Maestro! They will do it for free too because it’s vulnerable people.
Well let's see. We have that drag queen person (Are they a tranny?!?
), the snot monster, the ambulance robot, a mysterious future ghost reflection of Rubi Tuesday, the bird people doing cosplay and the big Egyptian doggie from Mars.
I think that's them all, no wait! The big bugs that at everyone on their bubble phones too
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 10, 2024 07:56 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
Well let's see. We have that drag queen person (Are they a tranny?!?
), the snot monster, the ambulance robot, a mysterious future ghost reflection of Rubi Tuesday, the bird people doing cosplay and the big Egyptian doggie from Mars.
I think that's them all, no wait! The big bugs that at everyone on their bubble phones too
I’m using ‘trannie’ as short for transvestite. I call transsexuals by the sex by which they have transitioned.
The only ones of these that I can actually remember are the bird people and Sue Tech. Sue Tech would be too dear to do. Anyway it doesn’t matter because by the time we get this show running, Shooty will have faced the Daleks and he won’t even be playing the Doctor, it will be an actor of none binary stock as it should be!
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