with the first thread being closed for some reason
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moviemystic — 18 years ago(January 20, 2008 12:13 PM)
The Hollywood writers strike should last forever and they should just go away forever. Their lame excuse for being so grossly unoriginal over the last few decades is always "there are only five main film plots, anyway" - which is total baloney!
That's funny, since from 1930 to 1970 they sure had no problem coming up with many more than "five main plots" !!!
Today's writers are just hacks, that's all.
Meanwhile, a recent cliche has been the awful Bowling Pin Choreography used in everything from MTV videos to bad teen prom flicks. None of them can really dance, but they've obviously had some weak form of training, which is even worse then letting them dance naturally. A certain song plays at some party, and boom - everyone suddenly falls into place and starts doing the Bowling Pin bit, copying each others' bad Bob Fosse moves in an overly-rehearsed looking way. Yuck! -
Frumious_Bandersnatch_46 — 17 years ago(April 01, 2009 01:57 AM)
The man in charge doesn't want to cause a panic or lose money so he blows off the warning and people die.
Don't forget: The man in charge always leaves the hero to take the blame for those people dying due to his ignoring the hero's warning. After all, he doesn't want to lose the next election.
Don't you just love the military always being portrayed as mindless automatons unable to act without orders even with all communications lines cut and the monster-or-disaster coming right toward them?
And then there's the wannabe-hero:
"Those three cannons couldn't kill the monster but I think I can kill it with my handgun if I can just get close enough."
(I like your signature, btw. Reminds me that Halloween = Christmas.)
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things,"
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indy_go_blue44 — 19 years ago(March 19, 2007 03:21 AM)
I was an EMT like 30 years ago. There were always two people in the crew, a driver and an attendant who rode in the back with the victim. We had communication between each other through an open door or window (depending on whether the ambulance was a van or a truck type. It's been a while, but I don't ever remember a slap on the door. The driver was usually aware if the attendant was busy (checking vitals, etc) and would wait for him/her to say the word to go.
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davywap — 19 years ago(March 18, 2007 10:46 AM)
In a movie when a smart, kind of cool teacher starts a new job at a high-school in a really poor, rough neighbourhood full of gang-bangers (a cliche in itself) they think they can change the lives of all the troubled students in their class, usually through literature, and actually do start to make a difference and change the way these gangsters think about their lives, but the worst bad-ass in the class always gets whacked just when he's starting to turn his life around for the better.
People who shag in horror movies almost always get killed.
Quite often when a bad guy is about to 'off' the hero of the film, he/she is out of bullets.
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MrPie7 — 19 years ago(March 19, 2007 11:51 AM)
Here's one. No matter how large and well-armed the man is, he will always be beaten by the tiny, unarmed female. EVERY SINGLE TIME! And in passing, in film, every time a man makes a suggestive, or smart aleck comment to a woman, this entitles her to kick him in the gonads. No one ever questions this, but I DON'T think it happens around the water cooler NEARLY as often as on film.
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mrjeff2u — 19 years ago(March 19, 2007 02:33 PM)
There are so many! Here are just a few off the top of my head:
I get peeved when I see groceries being carried in and there is a baguette sticking out of the bag.
I also never eat Chinese food out of paper containers but everyone in TV and movies do.
Cars speeding down an alley always seem to crash into stacked boxes which seem to be empty.
People who land in dumpsters don't get hurt and never land on a piece of lumber or an old chair.
People will drive great distances looking at their passenger without getting in an accident (try this sometime!)
A well aimed punch or blow to the back of the head will knock someone out (try this sometime!)
If a hero is taught how to operate a piece of heavy machinery at the start of a film, the same equipment will be used to fight an enemy.
People who don't say hello or goodbye when using the phone in action movies and TV shows. -
RoadKillBill1 — 18 years ago(August 21, 2007 11:58 AM)
One moreIf a womaan has been victimized throughout a film an dfinally gets a weapon aimed at the bad guyshe will always warn him to not come any closer or otherwise talk to him instead of just immediatly shooting him.
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buxtehude99 — 15 years ago(February 16, 2011 08:59 AM)
I just love spinning newspaper headlines, used to convey information.
Likewise, the close-up of the headline on the top of the bundle of papers just thrown off the truck.
Also running out of bullets and throwing the gun at your adversary.
Violins playing those little scale passages to portray a big city, while the trumpets imitate car horns.
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susanemccool — 11 years ago(August 08, 2014 10:21 AM)
Same when a bad guy has the good guy cornered at gunpoint with "no escape!" Instead of shooting, he will gloat and talk to him for so long about how he can't wait to kill him that back-up will arrive/the good guy will come up with a way to disarm him.
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student1449 — 18 years ago(November 19, 2007 11:24 PM)
This always gets me mad. I will use "She's All That" as an example. When Taylor pours her drink on Lanie at the party. This scenario always happens where the popular girl bullies the unpopular girl and gets away with it. I don't know if that's what happens in High Schools across America but where I'm from that sht doesn't fly. Either the geek you just bullied would fight back and get beat down anyway, report you to a teacher or get an older brother or sister to come and sort you out.
Bullied kids will never tell anyone especially their parents until its too late and someone ends up dead.
Also, what is it with siblings in teen movies never getting along until the end of the film? One is always popular and one is a geek.
every small town has a deadly secret and they never "take kindly to your kind around ere".
cops can't solve a case until "they've handed in their badge and gun".
there is always a snitch that a suspended cop can beat on to get the information he needs to solve the case he was banned from investigating.
this doesn't really happen so much anymore but there is always a hero who grew up on the streets/has mafia connections but has chosen the straight road for the past 5-10 years or whatever and ends up having to rely on those same people to help him fight the good fight.
every huge crime has a rich white guy behind it.
there is always someone who needs "to do this one alone"
there is always someone who is "getting too old for this sht as if 5 years ago he wouldve said "I am exactly the right age for this sh*t (this one is not mine, found it on the net someplace)
anyone know why in almost every action film the bad guy always kidnaps the hero's wife or child as "security" and usually its a daughter who hates their dad but loves him at the end or a wife who was "sick of wandering if her husband was coming home alive each day" and was on the brink of divorce? -
schwatime — 10 years ago(May 27, 2015 12:42 AM)
I get peeved when I see groceries being carried in and there is a baguette sticking out of the bag.
I wouldn't go so far as to say I get peeved, but yup, I know what you're talking about.
I also never eat Chinese food out of paper containers but everyone in TV and movies do.
I eat directly out of the container frequently, although usually it's when eating the leftovers.
The big Chinese food cliche is that when the containers are on the table, they have chopsticks jammed in there 90% of the time. (Yes, I'm nerdy enough to have counted.) I know people who will use chopsticks when eating out, but I can't ever remember anyone doing that at home. The only reason I can think of for including them onscreen is that whoever sets up that table is thinking, "It's really important that the audience knows that they're eating Chinese food. Just having the white, uniquely-shaped containers isn't enough. Jam chopsticks in there!"
Cars speeding down an alley always seem to crash into stacked boxes which seem to be empty.
And you
know
what's coming up when there's a huge, elaborate produce stand along the side.
People who don't say hello or goodbye when using the phone in action movies and TV shows.
I usually just start talking if I know the caller. And I usually don't explicitly say goodbye, either, and I don't think it comes across as rude, either. I'd bet there are more people like me than you think. -
alkmenesankles — 18 years ago(June 08, 2007 02:04 AM)
In the slacker's/stoner's apartment every surface is covered with bongs, clothes, dying houseplants and other, less-identifiable stuff yet when the pizza guy arrives, there is always plenty of room on the coffee table for an outsize pizza box.
I'm writing all this down in my memoirs so if I grow up twisted & warped, the world will know why. -
alkmenesankles — 18 years ago(June 08, 2007 02:16 AM)
In the slacker character's apartment, every surface is glutted with bongs, wrinkled clothes, coagulating food, dying houseplants, exotic pets yet when the pizza guy shows, there is always plenty of room on the coffee table for an outsize pizza box.
I'm writing all this down in my memoirs so if I grow up twisted & warped, the world will know why. -
RockStrongo — 19 years ago(March 19, 2007 03:34 PM)
OK, here are a couple of mine:
- When a movie hero answers the phone, he never says "Hello". He usually just grunts "Yeah?" or states his surname (whatever that may be). Also, when he's finished on the phone, he never says goodbye; he just slams it down, presumably leaving a very confused partner/girlfriend/boss on the other end.
- The hero's best buddy always talks about how much he loves his family / his wife's about have a baby / he's going to retire and sail round the world / his daughter is about to graduate from college. Then he is shot. Boy, didn't see that one coming!
Me like pie!
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jke903 — 19 years ago(March 21, 2007 04:39 PM)
- There is always a dial-tone on cell phones after the person on the other end hangs up.
- Taxi drivers seem to know where to go when yo say home.
- Every time a medicine cabinet is opened there is always a stick of deoderant, a tube of toothpaste, a tootbrush, and a razor.
- If you are a rapper in a horror movie, you will live.
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