38 more days 'til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!
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soggybottom — 9 years ago(July 31, 2016 11:14 PM)
Top-10 reasons why Teegy needs to keep his damn hands off my woman
10) It's MY woman! Good hell, what part of "my woman" does Teegy not understand? When a woman belongs to someone else, you keep your damn hands off her! That's just common senseRight? This is not rocket science that we're talking about here.
09) I meanWhat kind of friend goes around doing stuff like this? One of the first rules of friendship is that you keep your grubby paws to yourself and OFF of your friend's main squeeze! Who doesn't know this rule?
08) Seriously, how many times do we have to go through this? Inan is Soggy's and NOT Teegy's! Capische? I don't know how much clearer I can make it.
07) I hate to beat a dead bush (unless it's Inan's lovely bushIn that case, I would gladly beat it to death all day everyday), but I can not stress the point strong enough that Inan is NOT Teegy's woman! She's all mine! Stop living in fantasy-land and get your own for uck's sake!
06) He needs to keep
05) his damn hands
04) OFF MY WOMAN!!!
03) PERIOD!!!
02) In fact, let's change that "period" to an "exclamation point"!!!- And while we're at it, let's change it to a whole series of exclamation points!!!!!
PSMine!!!
PPSNOT YOURS!!!
- And while we're at it, let's change it to a whole series of exclamation points!!!!!
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(August 08, 2016 05:17 AM)
Where's Inan?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?!
Wake up man! it's almost time for the big put out!
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
tgs333 — 9 years ago(August 10, 2016 05:23 AM)
The gang (bang) is all here! Lets put out and put in and stick out and enjoy the big give-ER-away on the 31st of Oct-to-do-Er! And not to forget Mr and Mrs Soggy's favorite: COPP-ER-FEELS!
(better start being more pc around herhere. well lets just say ER)
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."