Favorite MST3K Lines
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falsedichotomies — 15 years ago(July 07, 2010 11:04 PM)
"Guess it's a self serve now."
"What was that?" "Probably just a silly old plot point."
"I like you Gramps. That's why I kill you last."
"Peeu, never toasted anyone that old before."
"You'll have to wait an hour. It's standard procedure."
"Where was I on the night of the 14th?"
"It's a rock lobster."
"This is the most incompetent prison transfer since Dallas 63."
"Everybody gets to be a hostage in this movie."
"You promised." "I had my feelers crossed."
"Oh bite me, dad. You're so embarrassing."
I have gone away to come back. For the ones I left behind. For the ones who cannot out. -
lenmchast — 13 years ago(August 11, 2012 11:16 AM)
Thor: TELL ME!!
Servo: Why do you look like Hoyt Axton?
Joe: The police just came across a pair of skeletons
Crow:and they're not talkin'!
(As we see Dr. Brandt resigning t olead Thor and his hostages into his house)
Servo: (grumbles) Ah, c'mon, dummy! Geezabout to go to a hat party, and mine was the grandest of them all -
vmacek@mindspring.com — 11 years ago(July 07, 2014 07:02 PM)
Played this one for my sibs the other day to plenty of laughs. My favorite is in the 'Reel Life/Real Life' presentation:
[Joel:] In Reel Life, [Tom:] your landlord is a rosy-cheeked, cheerful old man.
[Joel:] In REAL Life, [Crow:] your landlord's a butane addict who sneaks into your apartment and looks through your underwear drawer.