What are your favorite lines?
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jaygill-1 — 16 years ago(April 20, 2009 12:30 AM)
"Besides.I have a plan"
(Dreyfus tries to wink back but starts twitching)
"Whoever designed that cue rack should have his head examined" - "I suggest that you have your architect investigated as well"
"Clouseau is setting the science of criminal investigation back 100 years"
"Give me 10 men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world" -
warren_houghton — 13 years ago(June 25, 2012 03:26 AM)
Perhaps I have my Pink Panther movies mixed up here, but doesn't this one have Clouseau getting his hand stuck in a armored gauntlet with a morningstar attached? That's when he has the excuse to have this exchange which is one of my all time favorites:
Old lady: "But that's a priceless Steinway!"
Clouseau: "Not anymore."
Not all that funny in print, but the timing and his expression are perfect.
EDIT: Oops, just watched it (and forgot to listen for the discordant bass effect) and I do have the wrong movie, sorry. Closer than a Mel Brooks movie though.
For one from this movie, how about "I'm sorry, I seem to have nicked your pool table."
As one who has refurbished a pool table that one is really painful. -
Lespinasse — 10 years ago(February 09, 2016 12:11 PM)
Haha, no mention of this one?
"And the same to you, superintendent"
http://movie-sounds.org/old-movie-samples/the-pink-panther-a-shot-in-the-dark-1964/oh-and-the-same-to-you-superintendent -
crlnrgbrght5 — 9 years ago(September 25, 2016 04:08 PM)
"Francois, call a doctor. I just cut off my thumb".
(Dreyfus) "Francois, call a doctor. (Francois) "are you very ill?" (Dreyfus), "I just stabbed myself with the letter opener".
(Dreyfus on the phone) "I love you, too, kiss the children for me". (Secretary's voice), "Your wife is on the phone". (Dreyfus), "tell her I'm out of town".