Grabs shoe from tray: "I'm on a diet, but what the hell?"
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peteredawson-22274 — 9 years ago(December 01, 2016 02:35 AM)
Me too. I can't even start making the clucking noises before he says "Birdie Num Num", without cracking up. The wife looks at me like I'm an idiot.
Apart from this, I also love "Mr. Clutterbuck, your wife's fallen in the pool. What'll we do". He replies "Get her jewellery!". -
mch3172 — 17 years ago(June 10, 2008 09:49 AM)
"I am not your sugar," and "hey, man, close the door!" For some reason, I find the drunk waiter's reaction when Divot asks him to get the guitar, and he just drunkenly repeats, "Get the guitar" really funny, too.
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nebulousjourney22 — 17 years ago(January 03, 2009 03:06 PM)
Haha, I remember laughing at this when I frist saw it:
The gay man sitting in the table.
Clutterbuck's wife: Strawberry soup..
Gay man: Oh! Strawberry soup, haven't had it in a while. Oh, Ohh, it's lovely right nowww.
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gregorgeous — 16 years ago(June 14, 2009 04:51 PM)
"I am not your sugar" is a classic. Another one that tickles me is when Peter Sellers is destroying the upstairs bathroom, and the drill-sergeant-like nanny knocks on the door and says, "Who's in the head?"