I had the most English day yesterday
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The Watercooler
Piney — 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 07:55 AM)
I woke up, unemployed, at around 2pm, nude aside from one single black sock on my left foot with big hole exposing my big toe. I put the kettle on and blasted Oasis's
Dont Look Back In Anger
on the boom box while aggressively air guitaring my way around my living room until about 5pm. Then it was off to the local boozer to get rejected by 3 fat birds with one of them throwing a drink in my face ( bacardi and coke ) then on the way home i spent money on an XXL Donner Kebab that even the guy behind the counter knows I wont finnish, then when I got home i finally put some cloths on, a few more hours of aggressively air guitar, a few hail marys to the queen, hung out my window shouting drunken insults at passing muslims, then passed out in bed, crying, Listening to the streets
Dry your eyes mate
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All without brushing my teeth
I regret nothing.
ahhhhh, Britishness!