Favorite lines
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Blazing Saddles
BIGERN52 — 17 years ago(February 28, 2009 07:07 PM)
1."Crime?"
"Stampeding cattle."
'"Stampeding cattle? That's not much of a crime!"
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky"
2."Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me..Jim."
"Ok, Jim. Since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures? What do you like to do?"
"Oh, I dunno. Play chess. Screw."
"Let's play chess!"
3."Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you."
"Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight."
4."All right. We'll give some land to the beep and the Chinks. But we don't want the Irish!" - spoken by the Irish mayor of Rock Ridge.
5.Lili Von Shtupp "Tell me, schwartzie, is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? (A zipper opens.) Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue"
6."Where the white women at!"
7."The sheriff is Near(bell rings loudly)." "What did he say?" -
chicken_lover98 — 17 years ago(March 13, 2009 12:30 AM)
I love
"Where all the white women at?"
and
Charlie: "You shifty n-word, they said you was hung."
Bart: "And they was right."
and
Bart: And now, for my next impression Jesse Owens.
and
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. -
bryanross1985 — 16 years ago(August 18, 2009 05:09 AM)
Look at this hand
Steady as a rock
Yeah, but it's this hand I shoot with
want to make a difference? follow this.
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SidekickinWhiteFury — 16 years ago(August 19, 2009 10:01 AM)
The badges line is from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Mel Brooks is paying homage to that great film by using the same line here.
http://www.imdb.com/board/22786112/ -
sp0rk-1 — 17 years ago(March 29, 2009 01:11 AM)
Gabby Johnson: You get back here you pious, candyass, sidewinder. Ain't no way that no buddy's gonna leave this town. Hell, I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
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BladeRunnerOO8 — 17 years ago(March 29, 2009 06:08 PM)
Lyle - "Dock that beep a day's pay for nappin' on the job"
Hedley Lamarr - "Where's my Froggy?"
Taggart - "I dunno, i didn't see it when i come in here"
Hedley Lamarr - "Well look damn* your eyes, look for it!" "TAGGART?!"
Taggart - "sorry sir" "Here it is"
Hedley Lamarr - "Give it to me, give it to me!" "That was a close one!" "Daddy Loves Froggy, Froggy Love Daddy?" "RibbetRibbet"
Hedley Lamarr - "Alright, i'm through being Mr. Goodbar"
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggieor are you gonna bite?" -
LadyLovie — 16 years ago(April 07, 2009 10:20 PM)
school marm:"WE THE WHITE GOD FEARING CITEZENS OF ROCK RIDGE!"
taggert talking about the toll booth."what'll that ass hole think of next.anybody got a dime? we gotta go back & get a beep load of dimes."
later after they're paying the toll,"we ain't never gonna git to rock ridge."
I like to use that 1 whenever i'm late going somewhere.
little old lady:"have you ever seen such cruelty?" -
SidekickinWhiteFury — 16 years ago(August 11, 2009 10:13 PM)
Mel Brooks said this was cut by the censors.
After Lili says: Is it twue what they say about you people?
Oh it's twue, it's twue.
And Bart says:
You're sucking on my arm.
http://www.imdb.com/board/22786112/ -
willydoe71 — 16 years ago(August 12, 2009 04:26 PM)
{7."The sheriff is Near(bell rings loudly)." "What did he say?"}
I think he was trying to say "The sheriff is a n#gger", not near.
One of my favorite lines:
Taggart: The surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up ahead. Better check it out.
Lyle: Okay, I'll send down a team of horses to check out the ground.
Taggart: Horses?
[hits Lyle's head]
Taggart: We can't afford to lose any horses, you dummy! Send over a couple of n#ggers.
It's funny that on the message board, IMDB censors the word n#ggers, but on the quotes page, it's there uncensored.