lilly: "flowershow ordinary."
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silovik812 — 15 years ago(June 22, 2010 06:58 PM)
Lili von Shtupp's song "I'm Tired" is hilarious all the way through.
"Here I stand, the goddess of desire, set men on fireI have this power. Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing, some quick womancing, and then a shower. Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me, they always hound me, with one wequest. Who can satisfy their lustful habits? I'm not a wabbit! I need some we(Takes a breath) est.
"Oh, well" said Zanoni, "to pour pure water in the muddy well does but disturb the mud !" -
jscanlon — 15 years ago(June 28, 2010 07:39 AM)
I'm probably going straight to hell mentioning this one, but
Taggart: I got it!! We'll do a number 9 on 'em!
Lamarr: A number 9? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well that's where we go into town, a whippin and a whompin every livin' thing within an inch of its life except the women folk, of course.
Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the beep outta them at the number 9 dance later on that night!
"Its five minutes before nine, in Paris." Serrano/Manzon -
justn78 — 15 years ago(July 13, 2010 08:23 AM)
Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out.
Reverend Johnson: Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.
Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand. -
captaincheekypants68 — 15 years ago(July 16, 2010 01:32 AM)
"We go in to town and kill the first born males of every family".
"Too Jewish".
You have to say it
Say what?
The meeting is ajourned.
It is?
Yes, but you have to say it.
Say what?
The Meeting is ajourned.
It is?
I'm getting the word 'Nonce' -
beckypierce88 — 15 years ago(July 27, 2010 07:40 PM)
Wow, this one hasn't been mentioned:
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, beep and Methodists."
"Where are the white women?"
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
"Someone's gotta go back and get a beep of dimes"
"All right. We'll give some land to the beep and the Chinks. But we don't want the Irish!" - spoken by the Irish mayor of Rock Ridge
"Life is greater than death, and love is greater than both." -Tristan & Isolde -
reddaze75 — 15 years ago(July 30, 2010 03:42 AM)
Bart:
Candygram for mongo!!!One eyed hangman:
not to worry, everyone is equal in my eye!Lemarr:
Land..land.land! see snatch.Lemarr:
where would I find such a man.why am I asking youTaggart:
No use lying there gettin a suntan - aint gonna do you no good no how!!Howard Johnson:
out of chaos comes order
Olsen Johnson:
Oh blow it out ya a$$ howardGabby Johnson:
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
Olsen Johnson:
Now who can argue with that!!Taggart:
I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City beep -
AbbyD-1 — 15 years ago(January 10, 2011 08:59 AM)
Just purchased a new BluRay release of Blazing Saddles and the commentary section with Mel Brooks talks about one of the funniest lines that was deleted from the screen version of the movie. It was in the scene that continues after the line quoted in #5 above: Lili Von Shtupp "Tell me, schwartzie, is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? (A zipper opens.) Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue"
The scene takes place in the complete darkness of Lili's bedroom and you then hear Lili Von Shtupp moaning ecstatically but then, according to Mel Brooks, the Sheriff says something about his arm but I'm sure IMdB will not permit this quote so I'll just say go get the DVD and watch it. Blazing Saddles is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. -
psdhart — 14 years ago(June 07, 2011 05:37 AM)
-Jim: I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.
-Hedley Lamarr: Go do that voodoo that you do so well!
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-Lili Von Shtupp: Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
-Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE.
Jim: [eagerly] When?
-Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.
-[Bart whacks him with a shovel]
Taggart: OW!
Lyle: [writing] Send wire, main office, tell them I said "ow". Gotcha!
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-[the Governor is having trouble putting his pen back into its holder]
Hedley Lamarr: Think of your secretary
[the pen goes straight in]
Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you. That's a good one.
-HARUMPH!
-Bart: What's your name?
Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me Jim.
-Hedley Lamarr: Where's my froggy?
-Reverend Johnson: We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke
[stick of dynamite sails in through window]
Reverend Johnson: and DUCK.
-Tourist Mother: [to her husband] Look, Irv. I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes.
Hedley Lamarr: [correcting her as he runs past them] HEDLEY.