lilly: "flowershow ordinary."
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psdhart — 14 years ago(June 07, 2011 05:37 AM)
-Jim: I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.
-Hedley Lamarr: Go do that voodoo that you do so well!
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-Lili Von Shtupp: Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
-Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE.
Jim: [eagerly] When?
-Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.
-[Bart whacks him with a shovel]
Taggart: OW!
Lyle: [writing] Send wire, main office, tell them I said "ow". Gotcha!
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-[the Governor is having trouble putting his pen back into its holder]
Hedley Lamarr: Think of your secretary
[the pen goes straight in]
Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you. That's a good one.
-HARUMPH!
-Bart: What's your name?
Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me Jim.
-Hedley Lamarr: Where's my froggy?
-Reverend Johnson: We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke
[stick of dynamite sails in through window]
Reverend Johnson: and DUCK.
-Tourist Mother: [to her husband] Look, Irv. I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes.
Hedley Lamarr: [correcting her as he runs past them] HEDLEY. -
Shane30794 — 14 years ago(October 29, 2011 05:48 PM)
"Hey, where da white women at?" - The best line of the movie
Lili Von Shtue- "They keep on coming and going and going and coming, and always too soon"
"I didn't get a harumph outa that guy" hahahahah yeah how did this take so long to get said -
JBret85 — 13 years ago(July 28, 2012 03:13 PM)
"Be still, Taggart!"
"Here we take the time and trouble to kill every last Indian in the west, and for what; they go and appoint a sheriff that's blacker than any Indian. I am depressed.
"Mr Taggart, me and the boys sure do hate to see you like this. How would you like it if me and the boys was to shoot that ni**er dead? Would that pep you up some?"
"That might help."
"Nevermind that sh*t. Here comes Mongo!"
Plase pass the bath salt. -
hiptoyou2 — 13 years ago(February 27, 2013 11:50 AM)
you can type the word beep but you can't type the word beep it's all over this movie, you can watch it, hear and listen to it, but you can't type it. but you're fine with beep lol
my bad, its the imdb editor that cant handle itbleeped me to.
politically correct beep