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Doom — 12 years ago(February 12, 2014 07:20 AM)

And, of course, "Yes you did, you invaded Poland"
I think that will always remain #1 on my list.
Wait a minute who am I here?

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childers-3 — 11 years ago(April 23, 2014 02:44 PM)

That was my favorite too!
"Well, make something up!"/RG

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crankycanadian — 11 years ago(June 13, 2014 09:35 PM)

I must have a totally different sense of humor because I have always loved the line about "going off to insert a large garden gnome" and Sybil repeating "oooo I KNOW" over and over and over when she is in bed with an ingrown toenail. Its fingernails on a chalkboard, but I still say that phrase just like her to this day.

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laslopaniflex — 11 years ago(July 03, 2014 11:08 AM)

'I don't know why we bother, we should let you all burn'
"What are you, some kind of doomsday machine, boy?"

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snwgn1878 — 11 years ago(July 06, 2014 07:29 PM)

What do you expect to see from a Torquay window ?,Sydney Opera House, Hanging gardens of Babylon,herds of wilderbeast ?
Confucius arrived on an elephant,Christianity came on a cannonball.Chinese Prov

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snwgn1878 — 10 years ago(September 07, 2015 02:22 AM)

Basil to Manuel
Don't you have rats in Spain, or did Franco have them all shot ?
Osa'ane He'tsesteha Nestoxetse Ho'ohtse Notama

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megalibcat — 9 years ago(October 02, 2016 02:21 PM)

I used this line when I was trying to get people to leave the public computers during a fire drill at the library. Luckily my boss wasn't around.

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drjulianweinstein — 11 years ago(July 21, 2014 08:50 AM)

"Look at that dear; a satisfied customer. We ought to have him stuffed."

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rsmith26524 — 11 years ago(July 23, 2014 07:12 PM)

Kid: That's puke, that is. (referring to the salad cream)
Basil: Well it's fresh puke.

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Doom — 11 years ago(July 24, 2014 06:50 AM)

Please
please
try to understand before one of us DIES.
Wait a minute who am I here?

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deforest-1 — 11 years ago(August 09, 2014 05:15 AM)

Sybil (threatening): "You know what I'll do, Basil."
Basil: "You'll have to sew them back on first."

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LawrenceJoseSinclair — 11 years ago(March 09, 2015 12:02 AM)

"Racket? That's Brahm's third racket"
"You Orilly Men"
"He see girl, he go crazy"
"Whatever you do, don't mention the war"
"That particular avenue of pleasure has been closed off"
in a British poll once, Manuel was voted favorite character..
My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else - Woody Allen

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LeonardPine — 11 years ago(March 09, 2015 05:53 AM)

"Your very cheerful this morning Mr Fawlty"
"Yes, well one of the guests has just died!"
Was it a millionaire who said "Imagine no possessions"?

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med_chambers — 11 years ago(March 10, 2015 10:28 AM)

Mother - Intelligent boy, rather highly strung.
Fawlty - Yes, he should be.

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jcollie-1 — 11 years ago(March 13, 2015 06:32 PM)

"Read a lot of Oscar Wilde, do you, Roger?"
Killer line, that one! I use it myself whenever some pea-brain is trying - & failing - to be oh, so devilishly witty.

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PoppyTransfusion — 11 years ago(March 18, 2015 01:03 PM)

God you're ugly
There's nothing one can do short of putting straw in the room for people like you

or something to that effect.
I forget, even-cho-allee
There are so many, it's hard to pick but a few. The major's anecdote, totally non-pc, about wogs and n/ggers was hilarious too.
A bird sings and the mountain's silence deepens.

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billy_t_kid — 11 years ago(March 31, 2015 05:59 PM)

For me its:

"i think we are fresh out of Waldorfs"
"Well may i ask what you were expecting to see from the bedroom window of a Toquay hotel? Sidney Opera House? Hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeast.."
"Mr Fawlty, I no longer want to work here"

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