Best Line

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laslopaniflex — 11 years ago(July 03, 2014 11:08 AM)

'I don't know why we bother, we should let you all burn'
"What are you, some kind of doomsday machine, boy?"

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snwgn1878 — 11 years ago(July 06, 2014 07:29 PM)

What do you expect to see from a Torquay window ?,Sydney Opera House, Hanging gardens of Babylon,herds of wilderbeast ?
Confucius arrived on an elephant,Christianity came on a cannonball.Chinese Prov

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snwgn1878 — 10 years ago(September 07, 2015 02:22 AM)

Basil to Manuel
Don't you have rats in Spain, or did Franco have them all shot ?
Osa'ane He'tsesteha Nestoxetse Ho'ohtse Notama

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megalibcat — 9 years ago(October 02, 2016 02:21 PM)

I used this line when I was trying to get people to leave the public computers during a fire drill at the library. Luckily my boss wasn't around.

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drjulianweinstein — 11 years ago(July 21, 2014 08:50 AM)

"Look at that dear; a satisfied customer. We ought to have him stuffed."

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rsmith26524 — 11 years ago(July 23, 2014 07:12 PM)

Kid: That's puke, that is. (referring to the salad cream)
Basil: Well it's fresh puke.

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Doom — 11 years ago(July 24, 2014 06:50 AM)

Please
please
try to understand before one of us DIES.
Wait a minute who am I here?

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deforest-1 — 11 years ago(August 09, 2014 05:15 AM)

Sybil (threatening): "You know what I'll do, Basil."
Basil: "You'll have to sew them back on first."

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LawrenceJoseSinclair — 11 years ago(March 09, 2015 12:02 AM)

1. "Racket? That's Brahm's third racket"
2. "You Orilly Men"
3. "He see girl, he go crazy"
4. "Whatever you do, don't mention the war"
5. "That particular avenue of pleasure has been closed off"
   in a British poll once, Manuel was voted favorite character..
   My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else - Woody Allen

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LeonardPine — 11 years ago(March 09, 2015 05:53 AM)

"Your very cheerful this morning Mr Fawlty"
"Yes, well one of the guests has just died!"
Was it a millionaire who said "Imagine no possessions"?

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med_chambers — 11 years ago(March 10, 2015 10:28 AM)

Mother - Intelligent boy, rather highly strung.
Fawlty - Yes, he should be.

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jcollie-1 — 11 years ago(March 13, 2015 06:32 PM)

"Read a lot of Oscar Wilde, do you, Roger?"
Killer line, that one! I use it myself whenever some pea-brain is trying - & failing - to be oh, so devilishly witty.

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PoppyTransfusion — 11 years ago(March 18, 2015 01:03 PM)

God you're ugly
There's nothing one can do short of putting straw in the room for people like you

• or something to that effect.
  I forget, even-cho-allee
  There are so many, it's hard to pick but a few. The major's anecdote, totally non-pc, about wogs and n/ggers was hilarious too.
  A bird sings and the mountain's silence deepens.

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billy_t_kid — 11 years ago(March 31, 2015 05:59 PM)

For me its:

1. "i think we are fresh out of Waldorfs"
2. "Well may i ask what you were expecting to see from the bedroom window of a Toquay hotel? Sidney Opera House? Hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeast.."
3. "Mr Fawlty, I no longer want to work here"

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John_Dee_007 — 10 years ago(April 25, 2015 07:07 AM)

Sidney Opera House?
Sydney*
OCJOC

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ncdwbmk6 — 10 years ago(May 10, 2015 11:31 PM)

Ssspppoooooons
(from "The Hotel Inspectors")
You got your mind right, Luke?

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CatooProductionsVC — 10 years ago(May 24, 2015 01:31 PM)

No! No, I
won't
have that. There's a place in Eastbournewhat's it name?